Cuphead Characters in Short Shenanigans!

Elder Kettle General Headcanons

🫖 When he's home alone, he's either cooking, vibing to jazz hits on his radio, or both.

🫖 Speaking of the radio, if you break his radio, he breaks your legs. 

🫖 He is a killer dancer, in which the killer part comes from him constantly breaking his back.

🫖 He adopted Cuphead and Mugman when they were just tiny babies left at his doorstep.

🫖 He can't say he was shocked when he heard Cuphead and Mugman sold their souls. It just seemed like something they would do (especially Cups)

🫖 He doesn't have a fav. He treasures them both despite grounding Cuphead more often.

🫖 He has very mixed opinions on all the bosses. (Despite all of them trying to kill his kids, they have been slightly reformed.

🫖 He doesn't mind the Root Pack, Goopey Le Grande, Djimmi the Great, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard, Dr. Kahl, Cala Maria, Glumstone the Giant, and Chef Saltbaker. 

🫖 He's friends with or (at least likes) Wally Warbles and his son or Sally Stageplay as they are both parents and can relate easily (even tho Sally is the embodiment of the word drama and literally NEVER stops talking.) The Howling Aces and Werner Werman are close friends because of their experience in the military which Elder Kettle was also apart of. 

🫖 Elder Kettle doesn't trust Cagney Carnation, Hilda Berg, Beppi the Clown, Baroness Von Bon Bon, Phantom Express, Mortimer Freeze, Moonshine Mob, Esther Winchester, Rumor Honeybottoms, and any of the Casino workers, mainly  because all of these people are either rude, selfish, criminals, or absolutely insane. 

🫖 Overall tho, Elder Kettle is a really sweet guy who is just a pinch overprotective of his kids. (but a more protective of his radio and his diaper baby photo.)