Phosphosphilite Dead Car

Helicope

The sunlight rained down on the land of the lustrous. For a moment a black sunspot in the sky was seen by the startlingly drop dead gorgeous gem by the name of phosphosphilite. They spun upwards and picked up a flimsy stick, covered in and badly mixed blue paint and struck it out in a feeble attempt of a throw. In a way they did suceed except the sunspot turned out to be bortz spinning upwards like a helicopter, and phosphosififikties arm shattered off along with the war weapon of great calamity

Bort shrieked an angry shriek full of anger, the stick didn't even take any hp but it stopped their continious rotating cycle, angering borrz greatly. Their eyes turned red, and a growl escaped their hair, which is sentient. While wolf hopping at a concerning speed bortz slapped phosphosphilite, shattering their face and any sense of self worth they had left
"That spin took me over 5 hours to get enough force to gravitate off the earth.. ig" They hair was still partially spinning reminiscing of a poor quality roblox game.

"You're gonna pay for that.. ig" phos scribbled into their encyclopaedia. This was the perfect time to observe the specimen bortz and the new habit they have picked up. They had recently taken to speaking out their typing quirk in real life, causing many a lot of anger and disress and several broken limbs.

"I have a mission for you... ig" said bortz somewhat more emotionally than they usually did. Suddenly they were wearing a business suit, with buzzed hair and a briefcase on hand. Suddenly their minions (referee to as ig) rose out of the ground. Phos decided not to question whatever happened around bortz anymore as they didn't enjoy spending their hard earned money on rutilles unnecessarily violent therapy. "As you can see I used my hair to make  helicopter blades.. ig.. but alas... it is not enough for a full helicopter.. ig" bortz gave phos a few moments to recover from this shocking statement. "I think that in return for disrupting my flight, you should be the one to find me some wheels.. ig. I heard that helicopters don't  like water so I cannot do this myself therefore it would be greatly appreciated if you could do this instead... perchance ...ig"
Phos felt like this wasn't really a question so they chose the first response that came to their head
"Nuhhy Iggy nuhhy*