How to (not) make tea (swearing)

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Sorry for the lack of updates, exam stress innit brov. Anyway, here's how to not make tea.

Akko: "Which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?"

Diana: "Y-you were putting it in cold water?????"

Sucy: "Akko. Answer the question Akko."

Akko: "Yeah??? I thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason."

Sucy: "You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???"

Lotte: "Why are you. Putting it in the microwave to boil it!?"

Sucy: "Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove."

Lotte: "It takes less than a minute!"

Sucy: "Dude is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN!"

Lotte: "How long does it take to boil a cup of water on the stove!"

Sucy: "like seven minutes"

Lotte: "Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes... less than that and u use a saucepan."

Sucy: "You're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted."

Constance: "Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic."

Amanda: "DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING  KETTLE!?"

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