Sorry for the lack of updates, exam stress innit brov. Anyway, here's how to not make tea.
Akko: "Which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?"
Diana: "Y-you were putting it in cold water?????"
Sucy: "Akko. Answer the question Akko."
Akko: "Yeah??? I thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason."
Sucy: "You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???"
Lotte: "Why are you. Putting it in the microwave to boil it!?"
Sucy: "Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove."
Lotte: "It takes less than a minute!"
Sucy: "Dude is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN!"
Lotte: "How long does it take to boil a cup of water on the stove!"
Sucy: "like seven minutes"
Lotte: "Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes... less than that and u use a saucepan."
Sucy: "You're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted."
Constance: "Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic."
Amanda: "DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?"
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Little Witch Academia one shots
Acakjust a book of stories I've come up with, updates will be slow, very slow so don't get too excited about this book ~~~~~~~~ I don't own Little Witch Academia, Trigger does I don't own the cover, and I don't know who does but they did a brilliant job...