You were following that majestic creature again, attempting to gain his attention but only receiving a middle finger to add to the pile of a dozen other middle fingers. Some would think you were tired of trying to get into this sprite's quadrants, but oh boy, were they wrong.
At the moment, you were hiding behind a random bush that was quite scratchy, but it was worth it to stalk the gorgeous sprite in your opinion. With binoculars and camera at the ready, all you had to do was wait for him to come by. You could wait all day for him.
As you heard his floating noises pass by, you quickly snapped a photo of dat ass. Sadly, he heard the camera flash, "Hey!" He shouted at the bush.
'Oh shit,' you thought, 'now is my chance.' And without another mind-word, you pounced upon the booty-licious prey. He sort of just froze up for a second before promptly sticking up another middle finger, two at that. Because he had to have two of everything.
You sighed, "Oh senpai, when will you ever learn?" You whispered, staring dreamily into his eyes. Or glasses. He just pushed you off like he did every other time you tried to make him love you.
You slumped on the ground sadly. It was like a routine. Every day you would try to get a piece of that fine ass, but then he'd just reject you like the douchebag he was. Well of course you didn't think he was a douchebag. You just wanted him.
He floated away majestically, swinging his beautiful and glorious tail as if taunting you to go touch da booty. But of course you couldn't, because then the same thing would happen again.
You sighed and stood up, getting your stalking gear out from the bushes and putting them away in your bag that was green and white striped just for your senpai. At least you got a picture of that beautiful piece of glory.
The picture captured his tail magnificently, and more specifically his pompous booty. His middle fingers were still up and ready for action, right in the process of shoving them in your face.
You look back up at the sky and see his douche-y water print giant face in the distance, smirking. You cursed those stupid douche-y water print giant faces that he always left behind.
All of the sudden, before you could think of one more thing, you heard a poof a while away from you. Your head snapped in the direction, the noise catching your attention, hoping it was Erisolsprite again. Sadly, t'was not.
Instead it was a strange purple-dressed fellow.
