Well, first you had to find him. Last you saw his ass, he was going.. Actually, you forgot. You sighed and decided to just start walking in a random direction, "miraculous love potion" in hand.
As you walked, seconds turned into minutes, and minutes turned into hours. Several hours at that. Several agonizingly slow hours. You panted heavily, legs almost giving up when at long last... Your senpai was spotted.
Your heart skipped a beat as your legs sped up, 'Finally!' You thought. When you finally caught up to him, you tackled him to the ground. Again. You wondered how you could even do that; wouldn't you just go through him? Oh well.
"S-Senpai, you have to drink this!" You said, shoving the potion in his face just like how he shoved his middle fingers in yours, "Eww, hell no. Get off of me," he replied sternly. But you weren't giving up that easily.
"Please! Please, the potion will grant you a wish!" You lied, doing puppy-dog eyes, "[Y/N], thith ith gettin out of hand! Noww thtop shovvin that in my face and GET OFF!" He finally shoved you off.
You fell to the ground with a whimper, "Erisolsprite, PLEASE," you said, sniffling a bit while using his full name for once in your life. He was about to leave, but then halted in his tracks, taking a deep breath. While he was stopped you got a nice look at his booty too.
"If I do thith, wwill you leavve me the fuck alone?" He asked. You nodded your head vigorously, "Yeah, yeah! Just drink it!" You said, hardly believing he was actually about to do this.
But finally, he turned around which left you just a tiny bit disappointed because now you couldn't see the booty. However, you eagerly stood up and shoved the potion in his face.
He cringed and snatched it from your hand, shooting you a glare before gulping it down. You grinned the widest fucking grin known to man kind as you looked at him hopefully.
When he finished drinking, he threw the bottle down in disgust which made the glass shatter on the ground. He coughed a few times before just looking at you, and for a split second you thought it worked, until...
"Wwhat the fuck wwath that shit? It tathted horrible!" He exclaimed angrily. You blinked, "W-What? But-"
"Nevver, evver make my poor tathte budth thuffer through that monthtrothity evver again!" He shouted, glaring at you before whipping around with a swoosh of his tail and floating away.
You fell to the ground dramatically. How were you so gullible as to think that would actually work? You sniffed a bit before just breaking down crying. You knew you'd never be able to get the booty, it was all just way too hopeful.
After crying for hours, almost until you thought that you ran out of tears, you started daydreaming about Erisolsprite's pompous honey buns and his long glorious tail, the way he swished it around with such swag. It made you calm down a bit.
You wiped off your tears before yawning, drifting away in your thoughts until you just straight up passed out on the ground, right next to the shattered glass of the poor fake love potion.
Little did you know that there was a certain someone right beside you, waiting until you awoke.
