A strange purple-dressed fellow with clown-white makeup at that.
He was dressed quite lewdly, actually, but you were glad that he talked first because you were sort of just awkwardly staring at a certain place, "Wanna buy a motherfuckin' potion?" He asked in a voice that sounded like he did a ton of drugs. Maybe the potions he was selling were drugs.
Speaking of which, a random magical potion stand just appeared out of nowhere, a stand that he quickly went to. He set up a sign that spelled "open :o)". He sort of creeped you out, but it was a dream bubble so you guess this could be normal.
Without anything else to do, you cautiously walked up to the stand. The stand had bottles of multi-colored liquids lined up with signs saying how much they cost. Strangely expensive for "potions". All he did was honk a random horn when you came up to him, which made you jump in surprise.
"Well? Do ya?" He repeated. You sighed, probably going to regret this, but what the heck. You might as well get some, they might even work. You peered over at the bottles, each one apparently doing a different thing. A fuchsia one apparently had healing powers.
However, a particularly olive-colored one caught your eye, "What does that one do?" You questioned, pointing at it. The clown fellow looked over at what you were pointing at and smirked, "Why, that right there is a motherfuckin' love potion. One of the most miraculous of all. You got a motherfuckin' flush crush?"
You looked at him like "what the fuck is a flush crush", but since it had the word "crush" in it you supposed it meant the same thing. You nodded, "But I don't have enough to buy it."
He smiled, "This one is on the motherfuckin house, sis," he said, handing it over to you. You looked at him with disbelief but took it anyway, smiling back.
Then, just as fast as he appeared, he poofed and was gone. You wondered if that was supposed to be some sort of twisted weirdo fairy god mother, but then just shrugged. He didn't even tell you how to use it.
Maybe you just make Erisolsprite drink it? But how was the question.
