Your eyes slowly opened and you had no idea where the fuck you were and your head was pounding and ow god damn everything hurt.
You looked around and saw that you were in some sort of desert and it was sunny as fuck but it was also windy for some reason. You stood up and realized that there was a bit of blood on your face, as well as a nasty ass wound on your forehead.
You pressed your hand against it in an attempt to stop the bleeding and winced, deciding to just leave it alone. Well now you were basically fucked because right now you didn't see anyone and you were in the middle of nowhere and- Oh wait what was that noise.
It sounded like angry shouting in the distance. Deciding that it was your last hope, you started walking in the direction of the angry shouting in the distance. You kept walking and walking until you came across two figures in the distance where the angry shouting was. In the distance.
Upon closer inspection, one of them was a blonde with shades and the other was grey with nubby horns, "HEY, HEY YOU GUYS!" You shouted at them and waved. They both jumped in surprise and looked over in your direction, so you started running towards them.
Once you got close enough you stopped dead in your tracks and stared at the angry crab-stanced one. Your eyes widened and sparkled in the sunlight as your mouth hung open. You felt your heart skip a beat as you drooled at the gorgeous, beautiful, creature.
His jaw was perfectly chiseled with a nice cleft chin. His eyes sparkled as much as yours did as his hair flowed perfectly in the wind. His booty- oh GOG, his BOOTY- IT WAS PERFECT.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" You were snapped out of your trance as he waved a hand in front of your face. Oh gog, shit, YOU ALREADY HAD A SENPAI. Maybe you can have two senpais? YES, YES THAT IS A THING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
"S-S-S-Sorry, senpai," you mumbled, blushing and looking away. The blonde guy smirked, "What's up? You have a nasty wound on your forehead, by the way," he pointed out.
"Yeah, I know. Um, um, where is this place exactly?" You asked, "FUCK IF I KNOW. THIS DOUCHE BAG JUST DECIDED IT WAS A FUCKING GOOD IDEA TO GO HERE AND OH LOOK, YOU'RE HERE TOO. WHO ARE YOU EVEN?"
"I-I'm a human," you paused, "senpai," you whispered at the end.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Nothing," you quickly responded, "A-Anyways, have you seen a giant floating green worm with glasses and horns anywhere?"
"NO. WE ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE OURSELVES THANKS TO THIS DOUCHE FUCK."
"Hey fuck you bro I was just-"
Blah blah blah arguing.
Mmm, yes. A tsundere senpai. The best kind. You try your best not to let your ovaries explode as you contain your composure and cough politely to alert that you are still there. The angsty one looks your way and raises an eyebrow, "Well is it alright if I tag along with you?" You ask politely.
He sighed a bit over-dramatically before the blonde cool guy was like, "Sure." The sexy tsundere face-palmed and nodded, "FINE."
You were having a miniature fangirl dance party in your brain and some of that dance party might have seeped out into the real world because you were grinning like a maniac. The blonde one had to snap his fingers to get you back in reality, "Yo, you alright?"
You took a deep breath, "Yes, yes I'm fine. Have you seen ANYONE around here?"
"NO. THIS PLACE IS MORE EMPTY THAN VRISKA'S GLOBE HOLDER. WE DID HEAR SOME NOISES A WHILE BACK, BUT THIS HERE PRICK DECIDED IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO INVESTIGATE WHEN THOSE NOISES COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING HELPFUL."
"Whatever, Shouty Mc. Nubs. Let's just keep walking and see what happens."
The angsty one huffed and started walking with the shades guy, and you followed behind them, "So what's your guys' names?" You asked quietly at one point. The blonde stopped for a moment and turned to face you, "How rude of me. M'lady, this is Dave Strider at your service. Just call me Dave," he smirked and kissed your hand and you smiled with a small blush.
No no, [Y/N], you can not have THREE senpais. Get your head in the game gog dammit. The crabby one turned as well and crossed his arms, "KARKAT," he said simply. Ah, yes, Karkat.. A perfect name for a perfect troll. Holy shit you wish you would have said that out loud, that would have been smooth as fuck. Oh well.
"My name is [Y/N]. Nice to meet you two," you smiled and you could have sworn you saw Karkat's mouth twitch a little into a half-smile and your heart skipped a beat because that was the best thing ever.
"NICE TO MEET YOU TOO I GUESS. NOW COME ON," he said, shaking off the smile on his (and probably your) face as he turned around, yanking Dave around with him as they started to walk again. You followed them happily, staying behind Karkat for a nice view of his booty.
You had a feeling it would be a good day for once.
