Unintentional One-Sided Love -{Skipping Stones}- [RAMSHACKLE A.U FANFICTION]

Dawn's Creation [Shit-Post]

So Practically backstory going into a random ass childhood story.

Note: all the characters are adults [18+] in this story besides the newborn [Obvi]. Also Warning, more cussing than your mom when road rage.

How the fuck she was made:

---{New Years party and Ditch and Vinnie got WAY TOO TIPSY. Wadda-bing wadda-Bang, somehow they get so shitfaced they barely remember their names but somehow do unprotected hancky-pancky, and Ditch gets dragged home, half naked, by a gang member of his. Why the fuck Vinnie dismissed the symptoms?}---

Morning sickness: Her thought on it; "Oh I probably eat some bad beans"

Cravings: "Maybe My period is coming?"

The absence of a fucking Period "Maybe God gave me menopause early?"

Eating more food and bigger tits "Growth-spurt?"

Getting Fat: "Probably getting lower metabolism-"

THE FUCKING CONTRACTIONS "Oh hold up guys, Ima take a fat shit- I think I'm constipated-"

WADA-BING WADA-BOOM- A BABY IS BIRTHED IN A FUCKING TOILET FIVE FUCKING HOURS LATER-

Vinnie [Holding the child]: How the fu-

Vinnie's face rn:

---{The baby just silently stares back at Vinnie, then it starts to pout, looking like its about to cry then a knock on the bathroom door}---

Skipp: You've been in there for five hours, ya good? I get taken long shits but this is getting ridiculous-

Vinnie: I-Ummmm- Good can ya get Stone to give me his coat!? [Vinnie says with a slight haste and worried tone]

Skipp: I mean, yeah, but why? [Skipp says curiously]

Vinnie: Long.... story?! Just get it please!

---{Skipp rolls his eyes and chuckles, asking Stone for his jacket. Stone hands it over, wondering what the hell Vinnie was up too. Vinnie quickly grabs the jacket through the [now open] crack of the door and wraps up the quiet newborn in the Jacket, confusingly smiles at it and hold it close. The baby starts to cry and lays its head on Vinnie's chest. Vinnie gets all cleaned up as fast as possible and comes out holding the child. Stone stares at Vinnie holding the child, mouth agape, and cigarette falling to the floor. Skipp on the other hand looked excited, and confused but mainly concerned}---

Skipp: Where did this little guy come from?!- oh.... 

Vinnie: yeah... I think- I mean, I don't even know, I didn't knew? I just... I-... umm...

Stone: So what the hell do we do now?

Skipp: Well the logical thing to do go go to a local hospital-

Vinnie: Do you think, they'll except a scrap like me? And not to mention, looking at a homeless newborn??

Skipp:... Probably not..

Stone: Well no matter right now,  what about the baby. What's it gonna eat? What's its name?

---{Stone looks up at Vinnie expectantly as the newborn quiets down a little}---

Vinnie: Well now that I'm thinking about it, maybe Donnie? I'm not sure... not sure of what to even feed her either-...

Skipp: Do you even know who the father is? 

Vinnie:.... I- uhh....

Stone: Wait- remember the new years party we had with Ditch around nine months back?

Vinnie: Oh god- don't tell me.....

Stone: Yup- bitch. The pet sperm's dad is Ditch. [Whips out a cigarette and smokes in, taking in a long in-hail.]

Vinnie: OH GOD NO-

---[The baby in Vinnie's arms just quietly whines and fidgets in Stone's jacket. Vinnie looks down at the baby.]---

Vinnie: We'll... besides that point, who wants to storm into Ditch's place later to get child support? hehe I'm gonna steal all his rings.

---{poof they're at Ditches warehouse now bc I'm lazy-}---

Vinnie: GIVE MY CHILD SUPPORT BITCH-

Ditch: WHAT THE HELL- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BAG OF UNSORTED UGLY FLESH-

Vinnie: ITS YOURS NOW GIVE ME MY CHILD SUPPORT-

Ditch: THE FUCK IT IS!

Vinnie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THE FUCK IT IS" LOOK IT HAS YOUR DAMN NOSE AND EYES YOU OLD BITCH-

Ditch: LIKE HELL IT IS- THERE'S NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL ID BANG AN UGLY FAT COW LIKE YOU TO HAVE THAT DIP SHIT-

Vinnie: SCREEEEE !!!!!!!!

---[ Vinnie grabs Ditch by the ankle and yeets him out the nearest window]---

{THERE YOU GO- I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY FUCK-FACES, ALSO}