Cursed Courtships (Gosuku/Sukugo one-shots)

That Time When Sukuna Made Gojo Go Broke (Part 4)

Toji sat at the backseat behind Sukuna and kept laughing. Gojo's expression was absolute gold. Gojo looked so confused. Oh, Sukuna was glaring at him because he ruined their moment. But Toji didn't think it was his fault. It was Gojo that ruined their little moment by reading the situation wrongly.

To be honest, Toji didn't like where this was going. He wanted to see Gojo go broke and sleep in the streets. It would have been hilarious. What was this bullshit right now? Gojo wouldn't have a taste of being broke with Sukuna here showing him with his own money. Sukuna made Toji a third wheel. Toji would rather be gambling.

But the Lamborghini was fun. Toji stared at the controls on his tablet.

Gojo's cold blue eyes bored into Toji, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm-"

"He's here to carry our luggage," Sukuna interrupted.

Toji raised an eyebrow. It seemed Sukuna didn't want Gojo to know yet. Sukuna wasn't lying either. Toji was helping them carry the 'luggage'. Toji replied lazily, "Yeah, that. I can help you keep that suitcase for you."

That explained nothing! "Get your worm away from my things!"

Gojo whined, "Sukuna~ I don't want him in the same car with us. His brokeness is going to stink up the place."

Toji said with a taunting grin, "As if you're not broke yourself."

Gojo ignored that waste of space and said in a 'cute' voice, "Can you tell me what's happening? I know you want to tell me later but I don't want to be in the presence of that trash. Please~ 'Kuna~"

Toji stuck his tongue out and gagged at that disgusting baby voice.

Gojo flipped Toji off. At the tip of his middle finger, a Red was forming. Gojo's voice got way deeper and said, "Shut up, or else I'll make sure to kill you properly this time."

"Jeez..." Toji rolled his eyes. He stopped bothering Gojo and hugged his worm. His worm was best worm.

The worm squeaked happily, "Mommy!"

Toji: ಠ_ಠ

Toji put his worm back down, ignoring its attempts of trying to climb back onto him.

Gojo turned back to Sukuna with innocent puppy dog eyes.

Sukuna sighed. The maggots outside wouldn't hear them anyway. He could tell Gojo now when Gojo insisted so much. Sukuna just wanted to spoil Gojo more with the money. He had a list of locations he prepared to go with Gojo in the UK. When Gojo knew it was his own money, it wouldn't feel the same.

Good that Sukuna had plan B in mind. He had asked Reddit for opinions and they said it would go perfectly.

Sukuna said casually, "We robbed you."

Gojo exclaimed, "WHAT?"

Toji was enjoying the show while pretending he didn't exist. Wormie is still trying to get to its mommy. But its 'mommy' wouldn't let it.

Sukuna nodded, "Megumi told me to. But that's not important-"

"Megumi told you to rob me???"

Sukuna continued as if what he said was entirely normal, "You're one of us now, Six Eyes. Stand proud, you're broke." (Sukuna didn't understand what the last part was either. Reddit suggested Sukuna to say it. Blame the Internet.)

"Stand proud- wha-" Still confused by everything, Gojo said, "But if you have my money, that makes you rich and not broke anymore."

Sukuna explained, "No. We're all broke, Six Eyes. Money that isn't earned rightfully can never be counted as our own. Even though I have money, I am still as broke as you are."