Cursed Courtships (Gosuku/Sukugo one-shots)

That Time When Sukuna Made Gojo Go Broke (Part 5)

Toji had got his fake passport ready while Sukuna had used Yuuji's passport which he had stolen. Sukuna and Gojo got tickets for their first class seats in the airplane. Toji had to tag along, to Gojo's dismay. But Toji's worm was too helpful for what they were about to do. Gojo couldn't complain.

They had no luggage. So getting through security at the airport was easy, even though the security guards were staring at them skeptically the whole time. Maybe they really got that broke robbers smell on them. When they passed through the detectors, the three of them had gotten called over to get patted for more detailed checks. A bit too detailed for Gojo's tastes, because why did their hands linger on some places unnecessarily longer? Gojo had glanced to the side to see if others were getting similar treatment. Aye! Stop touching Sukuna's ass!

Once they got to their seats on the airplane, Gojo sat down with a content sigh. He could finally relax. It had been a rollercoaster of emotions since the morning. He just had to wait 14 hours and he'd be back in Japan to rob those old geezers.

14 hours...

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Gojo didn't know how many hours it had been and he was already bored out of his mind. The only highlights of the flight were the meals. Toji and the worm were asleep the moment the plane took off. Gojo had no idea how Toji could do that. Even though this was first class, Gojo couldn't go to sleep that quickly.

Sukuna had been typing and scrolling on his phone for hours straight, not once giving attention to Gojo. Gojo didn't know what was so interesting on his phone when there was no Internet on the plane. Gojo wanted to wait for Sukuna to be done with his phone first but it seemed that was never going to happen. Gojo took off his sunglasses and his shoes. He walked to Sukuna and sat on Sukuna's lap, facing Sukuna. He had got his knees locking Sukuna in place and hands on Sukuna's shoulders.

Sukuna was so used to Gojo's shenanigans that he wasn't annoyed by it. Sukuna looked at Gojo and said, "Why are you sitting like a frog on me? You're blocking the screen."

Gojo fluttered his eyelashes, "I am all the view you need." Notice me, please~

Sukuna stared at Gojo blankly for a moment before pressing Gojo's head down to his neck without uttering a word. Sukuna looked over Gojo's shoulder to continue scrolling on his phone.

Was Sukuna serious? He got a whole package on his lap and he would rather scroll on his phone. Gojo puffed up his cheeks grumpily and was ready to lean back to block Sukuna's view from his phone when Gojo felt Sukuna shifted him carefully. Sukuna let Gojo wrap his legs around him to get into a more comfortable position. Sukuna placed his hand on the back of Gojo's head and stroked the soft strands of his hair.

Sukuna muttered as he continued scrolling on his phone with his other hand, "Rest, dumbass."

Gojo cuddled Sukuna and huffed. Sukuna said he wanted to court him, yet he was not paying him any attention. Never mind, at least Sukuna didn't push him off and tell him to go back to his own seat. The tender touches in his hair felt nice. Gojo buried his face into Sukuna's neck and closed his eyes. He could rest his eyes for a few minutes before annoying Sukuna

When Gojo opened his eyes again, he realized the lights had been turned off. Gojo was surprised. It seemed he had fallen asleep on Sukuna. He didn't expect to sleep so easily. He leaned back to check on Sukuna. Sukuna was sleeping, looking peaceful and absolutely beautiful. Sukuna didn't need sleep as a curse, but he had picked up the habit since he had gotten a body. Gojo had never been with Sukuna this close before when Sukuna was sleeping. Gojo couldn't resist and put his hand on Sukuna's cheek, gently tracing the curse markings on Sukuna's face, admiring him.

Everyone seemed to be sleeping. Toji and the worm were sleeping as usual. Then Gojo's gaze caught Sukuna's phone lying at the side. Curiosity got the best of him. Gojo grabbed Sukuna's phone to see what Sukuna had been looking at. Gojo unlocked it and it took him to the note taking app. Sukuna had been staring at a bunch of texts the whole time? Gojo didn't understand-

Eh?

Gojo saw the title of that current document, 'Estates Of Old Maggots'. He chuckled. Old geezers were getting called old by a 1000 years old curse. The fact that Sukuna had prepared a whole list of the elders' estates for robbing them made Gojo giddy.

Why were some of the notes in paragraphs? It was just names of the estates and the elders. He could've put them in point forms. Was it because boomer Sukuna didn't know he could use that function? Yuuji should've taught that.

It took Gojo a few seconds to realize those paragraphs next to the names of each higher-up were not just locations of their estates. In fact, they were a lot more than that.

'Big maggot is always trying to send brats on dangerous missions which are not on their level. Always sending Satoru on long missions. Had once sent Satoru 378 missions and demanded that he finish them within a month, causing Satoru to sleep for at most only one hour a day and constantly forget to have meals......'

'Ungrateful maggot is always telling Satoru was lazy when he was always overworking himself. Still miss Satoru's payments for some missions till this day. He is unsatisfied with Satoru's report all the time......'

'Wrinkly hag won't use phones to talk in messages. Needs Satoru to meet her to receive the mission or report the mission in person. Always wear strong perfume which Satoru is highly allergic to. Satoru will have sneezing fits for the whole day after every meeting with her, making him more exhausted than he already is......'

'Petty maggot banned sweets from being sold in Jujutsu High to spite Satoru. Had used connections to try to cause bankruptcies of Satoru's favorite mochi shops and dessert shops. Satoru had headaches from Six Eyes due to not having enough sugar......'

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It was very detailed. The list was also ranked based on who Sukuna thought was the worst and deserved to be robbed first.

It gave Gojo a fuzzy warm feeling. Gojo was touched that Sukuna had cared enough to know so much about him. He had always thought Sukuna would rather ignore him. These all showed otherwise. Sukuna even referred to him by his first name in the notes.

Gojo couldn't believe he got a bit teary over this. It was ridiculous. These were just notes. Gojo sniffed and wiped his eyes.

"Six Eyes?" came Sukuna's drowsy voice, clearly wasn't really awake. Sukuna was looking at him with half-lidded eyes. "Is something wrong?"

Gojo put Sukuna's phone back down and replied quietly with a soft gaze, "It's nothing, Sukuna. Go back to sleep."

Still dazed, Sukuna hugged Gojo closer to himself and closed his eyes when he had gotten the confirmation that Gojo was fine. Sukuna dozed off soon after. Gojo wrapped his arms around Sukuna and went back into the cozy embrace. Gojo whispered, "Thank you, Sukuna."

"Thank you for being here for me."