south park preferences/imagines

Random Headcannons

Eric Cartman-

-he listens to Eminem and country music 

-DESPISES jelly filled doughnuts

-hates his hight bc he's only 5'5ft

Stan Marsh-

-he gets depressive episodes that can last from a few hours to a few days 

-low key likes "Emo" music

-he forgets to shower sometimes, normally not for more than a day or two

-he was in the fifth grade when I finally learnt to tie his own shoes 

-he thinks camper van/mobile home living is cool

Kyle Broflovski-

-listens to rock and classic rock music a lot 

-he likes spaghetti-o's

-a total clean freak

-he has really great skincare products 

-he always asks his mom to buy him vanilla wafers whenever they're at a store together 

-his favorite doughnut is Boston cream

Kenny McCormick-

-he lets Karen do his hair and makeup, even if it looks bad he says he loves it

-he needs braces but can't afford them

-his swim trunks always have weird designs like my little pony's, alligators in hats, or an underwater scene

-he's not malnourished but he's sorta underweight 

-genuinely hates Fritos 

-paints his nails

Butters Stotch-

-he's like really tall, 6'3ft

-he likes dressing up in heels and frufru skirts with Kenny (Kenny's the princess obvi)

-it kind of took him awhile to fully understand the whole "photoshop" thing and that those ppl irl don't always look amazing

-he's unbelievable nice to ppl who don't deserve it 

-loves lemonade 

Clyde Donavan-

-he's a popular kid but he's genuinely really kind 

-the teletubbies gave him nightmares up until he was 15

-he was anorexic in middle school

-literally loves chocolate eclairs 

Craig Tucker-

-he collects bottle caps 

-kinda tall (5'10) and he's toned 

-has those glowy starts on his ceiling 

-flower pressing but with plants not flowers 

Tweek Tweak-

-he just lays in the middle of his yard for no reason

-despises squirrels (he thinks the government controls them)

-won't climb trees 

-doesn't know how to ride a bike

-he doesn't like fire hydrants 

-the only cereal he eats is fruit loops

Michael (curly goth)-

-has asthma 

-hates oranges

-writes with a quill (pencils r conformist)

-has veiny hands 

-painted his nails back (once) and got called emo, never did it again

-knows how to skateboard but doesn't skate cuz it's "conformist"

-has no favorite color (lies, it's actually viridian)

Pete Thelmen (red goth)-

-boney hands

-gets called emo on a regular basis (it's the hair guys)

-he burns the American flag 

-never learns his lesson and always uses splat hair dye (he bitches when it rubs off on stuff)

-had a creepy pasta face(Jeff the killer)

Mike Makowski (vampir)-

-afraid of cicadas 

-cuts the inside of his mouth with the plastic fangs (on accident)

-listens to the millionaires 

-listens to twilight asmr to fall asleep (😭😭😭)

-kinda into Sally face 

-cosplay??

-likes hatsune miku 

Wendy Testaburger-

-forgets to eat meals sometimes 

-hates canned food

-she likes bunnies 

-likes late night walks 

Bebe Stevens-

-60 step skin care routine 

-Regina George style (bimbo core)

-Loves summer 

-likes daffodils

Henrietta Biggle-

-has an "I <3 boobies" bracelet on her dresser

-cat person 

-used to watch invader Zim but got told it was emo so she stopped

-does satanic rituals outside of churches on Sundays 

-scares little kids on Halloween (and every other day of the year)