south park preferences/imagines

Their reaction to being catcalled

Eric Cartman-

-makes plans to make the person an orphan 

-catcalls them back using slurs

-"WHAT THE FUCK?! THATS WHY YOURE DADS A FAG!"

Stan Marsh-

-probably didn't think they were taking to him 

-kind of confused 

-"what the hell??"

Kyle Broflovski-

-side eyes them and basically walks away 

-uncomfortable as hell 

-"okay then."

Kenny McCormick-

-ego boost

-catcalls back

-"hell yeah I'm good lookin'"

Butters Stotch-

-very confused 

-looks around to see if they're really talking to him 

-"who me?"

Clyde Donavan-

-cries 

-newfound respect for women who get catcalled 

-"please stop"

Craig Tucker-

-doesn't care

-flips them off and walks away

-"fuckers."

Tweek Tweak-

-scares the shit out of him, he wasn't expecting it 

-starts muttering "too much pressure" and scurries off 

-"Gah! Too much pressure!"

Michael (curly goth)-

-he's literally baffled that it happened to him of all people 

-gives the nastiest look and continues what he was doing 

-"catcalling is so fucking conformist."

Pete Thelmen (red goth)-

-confused as shit

-pretty much just doesn't pay attention to it

-"the fuck?"

Mike Makowski (vampir)-

-depending on the comment; he's either flattered or offended 

-Kinda just stands there not knowing what to do

-if offended; "may the creatures of the night devour your soul."

-if flattered; "oh well thank you, per se."

Wendy Testaburger-

-she gets fucking pissed

-gives a lecture on how rude it is to catcall somebody 

-"what the hell is wrong with you?"

Bebe Stevens-

-just gets uncomfortable 

-tries to ignore it and move on 

-"..whatever."

Henrietta Biggle-

-will beat them up (only kf she was already pissed off)

-scoffs and gives dirty looks 

-"fuck off you pathetic bag of demon jizz."