How y'all met

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Eric Cartman-  

He said something racist to Kyle, about Jews obvi, so you threw a rock at him. This weirdo was impressed with your aim and strong throw. 


Stan Marsh-

Randy bought weed off you, and Stan ended up just passing by. He didn't really blame you, but he was hella mad at his dad.


Kyle Broflovski- 

He met you at school,  you ended up getting dragged into all the South Park weird shit with his friends, and you two just sorta ended up being friends. 


Kenny McCormick-

Met as kids, childhood friends. 


Butters Scotch-

Your families were friends, you two ended up hanging out while your parents talked. 


Clyde Donovan- 

He fell off the swings as a kid and started crying, you felt bad and went over to help him. 


Craig Tucker-

You opened your locker too hard and it smashed him in the face 💀


Tweek tweak-

Also childhood friends. 


Micheal (curly goth)-

You ran into him at the coffee shop while he was sitting there drinking coffee, he didn't have a lighter for his cigarette so you offered him a light. 


Pete thelmen(red goth)- 

Your families are friends, he was forced to hangout with you with your parents talked, known him since childhood and eventually he stopped hating you 💀✋


Mike makowski(vampir)-

He added you on MySpace. (lol kidding MySpace doesn't exist anymore 😭) - You were at the mall and bumped into him walking out of hot topic.

Wendy Testaburger-

You were friends with Bebe, so you two started hanging out. 


Bebe Stevens-

You fucked up your makeup so went to fix it in the stall bathroom, she offered to help you fix it.


Henrietta Biggle-

She used to buy cigarettes off you, now you two just hangout(even though it's kind of "conformist")



Lmaoo I tried, I suck at these, also had no ideas. Anyway:

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