south park preferences/imagines

Who's taller?

Eric Cartman-

You are, by like an inch. He's SOOOOO salty about it. He tells everyone he is

Stan Marsh-

He is, and he doesn't really care much. Might use your shoulder as an arm rest to annoy you. 

Kyle Broflovski-

He is, might tease you about it occasionally but that's about it. (He's taller than Cartman also and rubs that in his face constantly hehehe)

Kenny McCormick-

He is, he'll tease the shit out of you constantly. He basically does all the annoying this somebody could do while being taller.

Butters Scotch-

He is, but he gives off vibes that he wouldn't be.

Clyde Donavan-

He is, and he likes to tease you about it. He probably uses you as an armrest as well.

Craig Tucker-

He is, makes fun of you sometimes about it. He'll also lean down to your higher to piss you off. 

Tweek tweak-

You are, he doesn't care much 

Micheal (curly goth)-

He is, like he's decently tall y'know?? He doesn't address it ever because he says it's conformist to tease your partner. But he will rest his wrists on your shoulder, like an armrest but for his hands. 

Pete Thelmen (red goth)-

You are, he says he doesn't care but he's secretly salty that you're taller than him. He'll wear bigger platforms to make himself taller. 

Mike Makowski (vampir)-

 He is, like Micheal he's decently tall. He teases you about it a lot. He makes dumbass "I'm taller cuz I'm a vampire" comments. He'll mainly just put his head on top of yours. 

Wendy Testaburger-

About the same height actually 

Bebe Stevens-

She is, by like a hair. He'll wrap her arms around you and call you a shortie, even though she's hardly taller.

Henrietta Biggle-

About the same height, she is when she has her platforms on.