Underground Friends

Karl is Right, But Not Because The Turtles are Foot (Fetish) Clan Members ★

Teaser because I genuinely don't know what to write rn

(WARNING: I milk the fuck outta the foot fetish jokes because like my humour is just fucked up like that and who tf names their clan the foot clan unless they have a foot fetish 😨)

So, it turns out Karl was right. (Not surprisingly.) Turns out that the turtles had been at the park for a well deserved break, and Donnie had been analysing the scroll there. Unfortunately for the four dumbasses, however, the Foot Clan wanted that shit back, which... wasn't all that surprising. I mean it's not as if this scroll contained the secrets of the multiverse or whatever, or like that would be important and have an entire chapter or two revolving around this entire point. Because that's just absurd and I would never just give you such vital information like that and leave you waiting and wondering when this chapter will happen.

Well anyways, back to the Karl being right part. The scroll was in danger. The F.O.O.T (Foot Oglers and Opium Takers) Clan reallllllyyyy wanted that scroll (it was a mystery if they wanted it so they could stare at other turtles's cursed toes or not, like who gave them fuckers toes, man.)  And so you know, the turtles were now fighting Casey and her two... mentors? Teachers? I have no clue but they were also there.

And of course, the trio of protagonists showed up just in time, guns a-blazing, bats a-swinging, and morning stars a-sharpened. And they were not having any of this. Like these three definitely did not work their asses off since middle school to defeat all the foot clan's evil schemes just for them to throw it all after trusting some random turtle fucks with an extremely important scroll and the turtles let the clan have it. Ha! No, they weren't having any of that. Of course, the turtles seemed to have it under control, but to be fair, you could never be too safe.

So, Karl did what any logical person would do. Shot the Foot Lieutenant (not deadly though guys, we only kill off background characters... and possibly the Purple Dragons should you ask for it!) who groaned out in pain, "SON OF A--" Casey stared at the three with wide eyes that said 'oh shit these bitches don't play around.' The Foot Brute kind of just looked the fuckers up and down; they looked menacing as fuck and had lethal weapons and intention. Not today Satan! The Foot Lieutenant spoke up, "Here's a great time for a lesson, Casey! We choose which hills we die on, and this isn't one we're dying on. RETREAT!!"

The three scampered away, a piece of cloth wrapped around the Foot Lieutenant's bullet wound as a bandaid of sorts. Donnie grinned at the three, "Leo! Leo, I'll say this again and again; WE NEED TO BE LIKE THEM! I mean look at the badass outfits, the killer weapons, the--" Donnie continued rambling and gushing over the three (*cough* especially Cosmo *cough*), before Leonardo stopped him.

"Dee, as easier as it would make our lives, we can't resort to deadly force," Leonardo dramatically sighed and kicked his leg outward, back of his hand to his forehead. He stood straight (unlike him) once more and smirked, grabbing Karl's hand and kissing his knuckles, "But we can respect this lovely team for their ability to. No, mi principe?" This of course earned a punch in the face from Karl and Leo groaned, clutching his snout. "Aye yi yi, someone's feisty."

Cosmo and Talia snickered. Cosmo flicked their goggles over their eyes and cackled, "PFFT- dude got his nose hurt bad."