Examining Honesty (Tulisa Dutch fanfiction)

(10) IK WIL DIT NIET!

"What do you like to watch?" vraagt Tulisa. "Eehhmmm...... I like comedy movies!" "aahh, we have lots of them. What do you think of ted?" "Nice one! I always wanted to see that movie!" "gareth? Bring on the show!" gareth dimde de lampen en zette de film ted aan. Na de film was het tijd om te eten. "Should we order some food today? I'm a bit lazy today" zeh tulisa. "sure!" roepen gareth en ik in terug. "Dave you pay hahahahah" roept tulisa. "Yeah sure, with money made of air hahaha" schreeuw ik terug naar tulisa, die ondertussen drinken aan het halen is in de keuken. "Hahah i was just joking. What do you want?" "let's order some pizza!" roep ik. "Good choice" zegt gareth zachtjes in mn oor. "Okaayy, next question! What pizza do you want?" zeht ze terwijl ze weer uit de keuken lomt wandelen met drinken. "My alltime favourite! Pizza hawaii!" "nice one! Here's your drink by the way. What do you want G?" "for me some oldschool pizza speciale." "that's indeed a classic pizza. let's ring the italian haha" gareth en ik lachen allebei en tulisa belt de pizzeria. "Hi, can i order some food?" ....... "Okay, one pizza speciale, one pizza hawaii, and one with salami." ........ "No, that's it!" ........ "Contostavlos" ......... "Yes"......... "Thank you! Bye!". Een minuutje of 10 later staat de bezorger al bij het hek. "Gareth could you get the pizzas please?" "already on my way!" roept hij terug terwijl hij de deur uitloopt. "Your phone is already at 40%! Should i start it up for ya?" "naahh, i'll start it up when its fully charged" "ah, are u sure u don't wanna call your parents about it?" "they don't know it, so don't let them already stress out!" "those are my words, you nasty man hahaha" "hahahhaah, that was totally not on purpose"  "maybe a little sarcasm there?" "NOO WAY! hahahahaah" "hahahaha wow dave, just wooowww" "Tulisa?" "yes?" "can i ask you something serius?" "yeah, go ahead!" "do u like me?" "your very cute for sure!" "oohh wow!" "but why that question?" "well, you settled down by me in that pub and it was not an issue that there wasn't enough space! So yeah, that's why" "ah, okay!" ze was er even stil van....... Maar ik schakelde snel om naar iets anders! "You have a massive house right here, i didn't even realise!" "it's pretty big yeah!" i'll give you a home tour later, Gareth could be back any minute. "Sure!" en daar komt gareth binnenwandelen met onze pizza's." "here's johnny! With pizza!" "ahhh thanks hun!" "thanks gareth!" "your welcome. The paps were still there, are they not starving out there?" "probably not." "they are goddamn annoying. They asked me about 200 times about you dave. It's not your fault! But the paps are gossiping around and are making stories that are simply ridiculous!" "NOOO!" Roep ik ineens keihard "I DON'T WANT THIS CRAP! I'M SORRY LIKE A MILLION TIMES!" en ik spring ineens op van de bank. "Dave?" "I ONLY BRING TROUBLES TO YOU!"  ik loop ergens heen. "Dave listen"  "THERE HAD BEEN ENOUGH RUBBISH CRAP ABOUT U AND I DON'T WANNA GIVE YOU MORE CRAP BECAUSE OF ME!" dan roept G ineens "DAVE LISTEN TO T PLEASE!" ondertussen sta ik bij de keuken. Tulisa legt een hand op mn schouder. "Me and gareth are going to protect you and we're gonna let you get back home safely!" "well, give me 100 pounds and i can fly back!" "No, i'm gonna deliver you home in person. So i'm 100% sure that you got home safely. And you have to ignore the paps, they are making rubbish stories, even when you are honest to them." "but what if you got recognised at the airport, and you are getting photographed and stuff?" en tulisa zingt: "if this is what it takes, i will brake the walls, that are in our way, if this is what it takes"