Requested by EntityTheFurry
*Cringe ahead! Read at own risk, and this is for fun so don't take serious please-*
Me and the prototype will be reacting to ships! And other things- let's grab the dude.
(Pr: prototype)
* Right before mommy part got taken away, grabbed the prototype arms and yanked him out. Back to whatever I was so we could react to things*
Pr: the fuck you doing?! Where the hell am I?!?
Me: somewhere- it doesn't matter. What matters is that we're reacting to stuff so stfu and look
Pr:*offended*
Me: first thing! Dogday x cat-
Pr: yes
Me: I didn't eve-
Pr: yes
Me: whatever, I give a a sold 10/10. Next ship: dogday x craftycorn
Pr: hmmm- I give it a sold 6/10. It's nice I guess-
Me: agreed, it's cute but not my fav though. I give it a 6/10 too. Ok next: catnap x craftycorn
Me: I think it's good pair! I give this a 8/10!
Pr: the fu- whatever. 5/10. What I know is that the 2 don't like eachother.
Me: looks like someone doesn't know the "enemies to Lovers" plot.
Pr:.....
Me: next!!!! Kissy x mommy
Me: yes. Can't change my mind.(My au) Mommy and Daddy long legs separated after mommy started to become more violent. So I ship- 10/10
Pr: I don't know- the talk lot, 8/10 I guess??? I don't know-
Me: next- kissy x huggy.....
Me: huggy ded, 4/10 anyway because my lazy ass needs almost everything gay or something.
Pr: no rating- next
Me: huggy x player
Me: male player then it's good. I like the ship, 6/10!^^
Pr: i- wat?
Me: next!! Huggy x mommy
Me:??????
Pr: they hate eachother, 0/10
Me: next- bunzo x daisy
Me: I mean- it's nice I guess- i prefer bunzo with someone else though-
Pr: yeah- I'm pretty sure Daisy said she doesn't like anyone too- so 5/10?
Me:yeah- next! Bunzo x pj
Pr: now here's a ship I also like- 10/10
Me:*simp noises* 10/10, next! Candycat x Catbee
Pr: it's good- They hang out a lot. 7/10
Me: cute!!! 9/10!! Although I do think they are a toddler soul-
Me: next! Bron x boggie bot
Me: what-
Pr: I didn't even know this was damn thing- no rating
Me: same. Next! Kicken x hoppy
Me: nuh uh- I don't like!!! They are like brother and sister! 0/10!
Pr: yeah- they act like siblings not lovers. 0/10.
Me:next- hoppy x crafty
Me: ship. Fight me.
Pr: no thanks- and 7/10. They seem like good friends.
Me: next! Bobby x hoppy
Me: cute! Not my opt but I ship! 6/10
Pr: I thought Bobby likes crafty-
Me: STFU
Pr: .....
Me: next! Crafty x bobby
Me: cute- 7/10
Pr: idk- 6/10
Me: next! Bubba x kicken
Me: it could work- I mean I kinda see them as brothers but it could work out! 6/10!
Pr: 10/10, one of my opt.
Me: next!- bubba x picky
Me: hell nah- picky eats bubba. -10/10
Pr: yeah- why ship them?
Me: next! Picky x crafty
Me: besides picky eating crafty I can see them together! 7/10!
Pr: nope- 0/10
Me: you bit- whatever. Next! Picky x hoppy
Me: love it! 9/10!
Pr: it's good- 6/10
Me: next! Picky x bobby
Me I-
Pr: yes.
Me: bitch I didn't finish- I like it! 6/10!
Pr: ship.
Me: last one for now! boxy x bunzo
Me: wat
Pr:wat
Me: I don't know- anyway that's it for now. Time for questions!! Are you rich from chapter one?
(My theories ahead and things)
Pr: yeah- Theo was my son and I was experimented on but it failed so I like like this. I tried to save my son but he got hurt so I gave him back and he's catnap now. I killed him so he could be with me in another painful way.
Me: damn that's deep- do you know Ollie?
Pr: yeah- he's one of the ophans I saw before I tried to free Theo.
Me: ok umm- oh here's a drink.
Pr:oh- thanks???*drinks the thing*
Me"oh I forgot, you like lemons right?
Pr: no- I hate them, they make me sick.
Me: welp you just drank a hole thing of unsweetened lemon juice!
Pr: bruh-
*Starts to cough before falling to the ground and dying. Me standing proud of my work*
Me:well that's all guys! I probably missed lots of ships but I did the ones I know and seen. I hope you enjoyed this and have a good day/night! Bye my muffins!
*Takes my lazy ass outside for once to touch grass.*
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