prototype

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Requested by EntityTheFurry

*Cringe ahead! Read at own risk, and this is for fun so don't take serious please-*




Me and the prototype will be reacting to ships! And other things- let's grab the dude.




(Pr: prototype)






* Right before mommy part got taken away, grabbed the prototype arms and yanked him out. Back to whatever I was so we could react to things*

Pr: the fuck you doing?! Where the hell am I?!?

Me: somewhere- it doesn't matter. What matters is that we're reacting to stuff so stfu and look

Pr:*offended*


Me: first thing! Dogday x cat-

Pr: yes

Me: I didn't eve-

Pr: yes

Me: whatever, I give a a sold 10/10. Next ship: dogday x craftycorn

Pr: hmmm- I give it a sold 6/10. It's nice I guess-

Me: agreed, it's cute but not my fav though. I give it a 6/10 too. Ok next: catnap x craftycorn

Me: I think it's good pair! I give this a 8/10!

Pr: the fu- whatever. 5/10. What I know is that the 2 don't like eachother.

Me: looks like someone doesn't know the "enemies to Lovers" plot.

Pr:.....

Me: next!!!! Kissy x mommy

Me: yes. Can't change my mind.(My au) Mommy and Daddy long legs separated after mommy started to become more violent. So I ship-  10/10

Pr: I don't know- the talk lot, 8/10 I guess??? I don't know-

Me: next- kissy x huggy.....

Me: huggy ded, 4/10 anyway because my lazy ass needs almost everything gay or something.

Pr: no rating- next

Me: huggy x player

Me: male player then it's good. I like the ship, 6/10!^^

Pr: i- wat?

Me: next!! Huggy x mommy

Me:??????

Pr: they hate eachother, 0/10


Me: next- bunzo x daisy

Me: I mean- it's nice I guess- i prefer bunzo with someone else though-

Pr: yeah- I'm pretty sure Daisy said she doesn't like anyone too- so 5/10?

Me:yeah- next! Bunzo x pj


Pr: now here's a ship I also like- 10/10

Me:*simp noises* 10/10, next! Candycat x Catbee


Pr: it's good- They hang out a lot. 7/10


Me: cute!!! 9/10!! Although I do think they are a toddler soul-


Me: next! Bron x boggie bot


Me: what-


Pr: I didn't even know this was damn thing- no rating


Me: same. Next! Kicken x hoppy


Me: nuh uh- I don't like!!! They are like brother and sister! 0/10!

Pr: yeah- they act like siblings not lovers. 0/10.



Me:next- hoppy x crafty

Me: ship. Fight me.

Pr: no thanks- and 7/10.  They seem like good friends.


Me: next! Bobby x hoppy

Me: cute! Not my opt but I ship! 6/10

Pr: I thought Bobby likes crafty-

Me: STFU

Pr: .....

Me: next! Crafty x bobby

Me: cute- 7/10

Pr: idk- 6/10

Me: next! Bubba x kicken

Me: it could work- I mean I kinda see them as brothers but it could work out! 6/10!

Pr: 10/10, one of my opt.

Me: next!- bubba x picky

Me: hell nah- picky eats bubba. -10/10

Pr: yeah- why ship them?


Me: next! Picky x crafty

Me: besides picky eating crafty I can see them together! 7/10!

Pr: nope- 0/10


Me: you bit- whatever. Next! Picky x hoppy

Me: love it! 9/10!

Pr: it's good- 6/10

Me: next! Picky x bobby

Me I-

Pr: yes.

Me: bitch I didn't finish- I like it! 6/10!

Pr: ship.

Me: last one for now! boxy x bunzo

Me: wat

Pr:wat


Me: I don't know- anyway that's it for now. Time for questions!! Are you rich from chapter one?


(My theories ahead and things)

Pr: yeah- Theo was my son and I was experimented on but it failed so I like like this. I tried to save my son but he got hurt so I gave him back and he's catnap now. I killed him so he could be with me in another painful way.


Me: damn that's deep- do you know Ollie?


Pr: yeah- he's one of the ophans I saw before I tried to free Theo.


Me: ok umm- oh here's a drink.

Pr:oh- thanks???*drinks the thing*

Me"oh I forgot, you like lemons right?

Pr: no- I hate them, they make me sick.


Me: welp you just drank a hole thing of unsweetened lemon juice!

Pr: bruh-

*Starts to cough before falling to the ground and dying. Me standing proud of my work*

Me:well that's all guys! I probably missed lots of ships but I did the ones I know and seen. I hope you enjoyed this and have a good day/night! Bye my muffins!


*Takes my lazy ass outside for once to touch grass.*














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