Hazbin Hotel Swap AU

Welcome Back To Heaven

⚠️Trigger Warning: Drug use/mention & Abuse⚠️
Adam is packing a large suitcase as Lute watches him from the bed. He has a large guitar case and two suitcases. Adam continues to pack as he runs through the things he has packed, "Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket, and rain jacket- wait does it rain in heaven? It's been a while, I can't remember."

Lute shakes her head at him, "Adam, you're only going to heaven for a few hours."

Adam stands and starts to pace, "Lute, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince them a soul can be redeemed."

Lute looks away nervously, "Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing."

Adam turns to her, "What thing?"

Lute starts to gesture with her hands, "The thing with the...thing uhm..," she places her face in her hands, "gah, I'm such a bad liar."

Adam takes Lute's hand, "Lute, you're my girlfriend, I need you there with me."

Lute sighs, "Fine."

Adam hugs her and kisses her on the cheek, "Yes!!"

Meanwhile in the lounge Val enters through the hotel doors looking exhausted. He walks with a hunchback and rubs his back, "Oh, fuck."

Velvette looks over at him with a feather duster in hand and approaches him, "You look like shit! What happened to you?"

Val cracks his back, "It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice! Angie had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absoulute bolsa nabos! UGH!" Val collapses on the couch as Adam and Lute enter the lobby from the stairs. The wall explodes freaking Val out as he angrily shouts, "Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!" A snake-like outline appears in the smoke, holding a raygun in his hand.

He laughs, "Ssssalutations!"

Hearing the laughter Val sits up excitedly, "Sir Pentious?! Long time no see, baby!"

Pentious slithers into the room, he is a black and yellow snake with pink eyes, wearing a black fishnet top, "Val, You've been texting me depressing stuff all day! I figured we could shoot stuff like the old times. It has been forever!" He turns around and hands Adam his raygun, "Here, hold this."

Adam jumbles the gun around, "Ah! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!"

Lute snatches the gun, "Nope, gimme that," she tosses the gun outside before it misfires somewhere else.

Val tries to lie down on the couch again, looking up at Pentious, "I love seeing you Pentious, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out."

Pentious catches him, "You can rest when you are double dead! What you really require is a recharge! A reinvigoration! A re-"

"Responsible night on the town!" Adam interrupts, "That is a great idea! Hi!" Adam shakes Pentious' hand, "Adam! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Val's friends! He never brings anyone around."

Pentious snorts, "I wonder why."

Adam nods obliviously, "Yeah, me too. Anyway, Val and everyone have been working so hard. I think they deserve to have a little fun."

Pentious looks at him incredulously, "W-w-wait, they?"

Adam waves to Kitty, Velvette, and Vox, "Yeah! Hi, everyone! Val and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!"

Pentious starts to argue, "Wait, I am only here for Va-," Adam hands him a large stack of bills, "-Ooh! Never mind. Let us go!"

Adam starts to back away toward Lute, "Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about..." The portal opens in the middle of the lounge as Adam yells, "Now!" Adam grabs both of Lute's arms before shoving her into the portal and starts to step inside as well before turning to everyone and waving, "Bye!!" Adam enters the portal and it vanishes before Cherri appears, sipping a soda.