(Finished. Check account for season 2!) After being removed from heaven Adam, the first man sees firsthand how Hell is for his children. He resolves to change this and opens the Hazbin Hotel alongside his girlfriend Lute, a fallen exorcist.
In the Hotel lobby, Adam is standing in front of Velvette, Vox, Val, Cherri, and Kitty. Velvette raises her hand and asks, "So, like where are her wings?"
Adam answers, "Velvette, I don't know if she has-"
"Did you ever think that maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?" Val interrupts.
Adam sighs, "First of all Val, inappropriate, second of all does anyone have any other questions?"
Kitty raises their hand, "I got one. How come every time you talk to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper trouble?"
Adam looks away, "It's no one's fault, Angels are just-"
"Liars?" Val questions.
Adam purses his lips, "Well...yes but we are trying our best."
Kitty rolls their eyes, "Yeah, well, your best is turning out real well so far."
Val glances around the lobby, "And where is your fearless second in command anyway? Doesn't she help you with your 'doomed-to-fail' plans?"
Adam looks to the stairs, "She's upstairs. Coming up with something. I'm sure, in our room. Alone." Vox hums before turning into a cloud of static and floating up the stairs unnoticed. He rematerializes in Lute and Adam's room seeing Lute quietly sobbing on the bed while Dazzle and Razzle comfort her with Tissues.
He approaches the bedside, "Oh, Lute, you look like an absolute mess."
Lute groans, "Go away, Vox."
Vox sits on the bed, "Now, now is that any way to act after your boyfriend found out that you have been killing his children for years?"
Lute emerges from under the covers, "I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, connard."
Lute wraps herself with the covers again before Vox appears lying beside her, "Who's joking?" Lute yelps and falls off the bed. Vox looks over the edge of the bed, "You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next."
Lute sits up, "I can't. How can I face them when I've been lying to them all this time." Vox rolls over onto his stomach and starts to kick his legs back and forth. Lute pulls her legs to her chest, "They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain," she starts to tear up, "I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell, and maybe worse." Lute stands up and begins to pace, "At least they don't go around lying about their bad deeds."
Vox chuckles, "Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you. You're usually so secretive."
Lute turns toward him, "Oh, fuck you, Vox." Vox adjusts himself so he can lie on his side. Lute turns away from him, "All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much."
Vox stands up and wraps his hands around Lute's shoulders while chuckling, "Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath," he lets go of her before grabbing her face and forcing her to smile, "A smile is a valuable tool. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control."
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