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Looking for a Shining Star in the North and the South

The United States of America, under the leadership of Donald J. Trump, assumed that its long-time ally, Canada, would continue to stand by its side despite the radical new policies. This assumption proved to be a grave mistake. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, known for his progressive stance and disapproval of Trump's policies, made a bold move by closing Canada's borders and ending all trade with the United States. Although Canada had its own issues regarding race, Trudeau's administration refused to align with the U.S.'s exclusionary stance. You can bet your bottom dollar that Trump heard the echoes of laughter, remembering when he called Justin Trudeau 'two-faced,' after a video surfaced showing various foreign leaders appearing to joke about their American counterpart during a private exchange at the NATO summit in London.

The closure of the northern border sent shockwaves through the American economy. Trade with Canada, which had been a cornerstone of the U.S. economy, ceased overnight. Essential goods, raw materials, and vital resources were no longer flowing freely between the two nations. The automobile industry, heavily reliant on parts manufactured in Canada, faced immediate shortages. Supermarkets, once stocked with Canadian produce and dairy, now had empty shelves and skyrocketing prices. It was like being super hungry for delicious, sweet fruit and finding out kale was the only thing left in the fridge. Tod, a truck driver who had spent his career transporting goods between the U.S. and Canada, found himself out of work. The border closures meant that his routes were now obsolete, and he struggled to find new employment. Tod's story was a common one, as thousands of workers whose livelihoods depended on cross-border trade faced a harsh new reality.

In a dramatic move, Canada also closed its borders to Alaska, effectively cutting off the northernmost state from the rest of the United States. Canadians allowed Americans a one-time chance to relocate to the lower 48 states. Those who chose to move took the opportunity, packing their belongings and making the arduous journey south. However, once the relocation period ended, anyone staying in Alaska would have to find a way to smuggle themselves to the U.S. or remain and support Canada's policies as a democracy. It was like the Great Migration, but far colder and with no Inuit's, Inupiaq or Yupik. The migration was celebrated, and you could hear the loud collective screams, "Alaska's free at last, free at last thank God almighty we are free at last!" Tammy, a lifelong Alaskan, faced a heartbreaking decision. She had deep roots in Alaska but knew that staying would mean adapting to a new political reality under Canadian influence. Ultimately, she chose to move to the lower 48 states, leaving behind her home and the community she loved. Tammy's story mirrored the experiences of many Alaskans forced to make a similar choice.

Meanwhile, in the south, South American countries united to form The United South America (USA) to strengthen their bonds and combat the rise of fascism. This newly formed coalition pledged to work together as one unified continent, committed to defending democracies and solving internal issues collectively. This unity was a direct response to the exclusionary and isolationist policies of the U.S. One of the most unexpected outcomes of the deportation policy was the construction of a complete and secure wall. The irony was palpable: the wall, long touted by American politicians as a barrier to keep South Americans out, was now being built by South Americans to keep Americans in.

The United South America, pooling resources and manpower, constructed a heavily fortified concrete barrier in Mexico that stretched from the Pacific Ocean in the west to the Gulf of Mexico in the east. This wall was not merely symbolic; it was a fortified structure, guarded around the clock to prevent any unauthorized crossings. The intention was clear: to prevent the chaos of the United States from spilling over into their own territories. Think of it as a new and improved reality show Survivor where the contestants were Americans where they are forced to compete against each other in a series of challenges trying to escape their own country.

Maria, a young engineer from Argentina, played a crucial role in the construction of the wall. She saw it as a necessary measure to protect her homeland from the instability brewing to the north. Maria's work on the wall symbolized the newfound unity and determination of South American countries to safeguard their future. The construction of the wall and the severing of ties with Canada compounded the U.S.'s isolation. South America's decision to halt all trade meant that highly prized food items like fruits and vegetables were no longer available in American markets. The U.S., once a land of plenty, now faced food shortages that mirrored those in wartime economies.

The Johnson family, who had always enjoyed a diverse diet filled with fresh produce, found themselves struggling to adjust to the new normal. Grocery stores were barren, and prices for fresh fruits and vegetables were astronomical. The Johnsons, like many American families, had to adapt to a diet of processed and non-perishable foods. It was like living in a post-apocalyptic movie, with the zombies replaced by the Ku Klux Klan marching the streets controlling neighborhoods adding a new and exciting plot twis.

The dual isolation from both the north and the south marked a significant decline in American influence on the global stage. The U.S., once a leader in trade and diplomacy, was now a pariah state. Its policies had not only alienated it from its neighbors but also from the global community. The dream of a homogenous and isolated America had turned into a nightmare of economic collapse and social decay.

As the U.S. struggled with its self-imposed isolation, the rest of the world moved on. Canada and the United South America formed new trade alliances, strengthening their economies and political bonds. The European Union and Asian countries expanded their influence, capitalizing on the vacuum left by the United States.