The Good Ol' U.S. Military

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The U.S. military was not immune to the effects of the policy. With the deportation of non-European heritage citizens, the armed forces saw a significant drop in enrollment. Many of the deported individuals had been key members of the military, contributing their skills and expertise. The loss of these personnel weakened the overall strength and readiness of the military.

Technology and Innovation Decline

The technology sector, already reeling from the loss of a diverse workforce, faced further setbacks as innovation slowed. Research and development efforts were hampered by the absence of talented scientists and engineers. The U.S. lost its competitive edge in technology and innovation, falling behind other nations that embraced diversity and inclusivity. The once-bright future of tech looked about as promising as a dial-up modem in the age of fiber optics but hey, let's go back in time where America was great.

Environmental Impact and No Protection

The environmental policies of the United States also took a dramatic turn. With the departure of non-European citizens, many of whom had been strong advocates for environmental protection, there was a significant rollback in environmental regulations. Conservative lawmakers, now in the majority, prioritized economic growth over environmental protection. Legislation that had once protected air and water quality was dismantled. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) faced severe budget cuts and reduced enforcement powers. This led to increased pollution, as industries operated with fewer restrictions. Air and water quality deteriorated, leading to health problems among the population. This is The New America: where the air is spicy, and the water has more pollution than household toilets.

Efforts to combat climate change were abandoned. The U.S. withdrew from international climate agreements and halted initiatives aimed at reducing carbon emissions. Renewable energy projects lost funding, and there was a renewed focus on fossil fuels. This regression had global implications, contributing to the acceleration of climate change. Protected lands, including national parks and wildlife reserves, were opened up for mining, logging, and drilling. This exploitation of natural resources led to habitat destruction and a loss of biodiversity. Iconic landscapes and ecosystems were irrevocably damaged. It was like changing a baby's diaper filled with yellow, stinky diarrhea—messy, hard to breathe, and almost impossible to clean up without getting poop on yourself. You can still hear the echoes of the far right "Drill baby drill!"

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