Adam and Jacob

Twins

TW: ...this entire fic is problematic as fuck. i'm not very sorry 🤷🏾 there is technically nothing wrong with this 😂

Dating two brothers that hated each other a bit more than loved each other was awesome, and a little exhausting at times for Adam.

Dating literally identical twins also posed a serious problem too, especially when they both liked to mess with him because they were both goofy little fucks.

A freckled, sandy haired man with a permanent shit eating grin approached Adam and he sat up, enamored by everything he was. "Good morning, Mine. How did you sleep?"

"I-I slept well," He muttered, trying not to show he hadn't the faintest clue which twin this was. "Did you... also?"

The mystery twin snorted. "Well after what I did to you last night, I'd like to think so."

Adam brightened. "Hey, I'm not a submissive so knock that cocky shit, Jack." He smiled anyways and leaned into the kiss Jacob was providing, only to have him stop just out of his reach.

"Gotcha! You'd think by now you'd know the difference," Will teased, pecking him anyways.

Adam blushed and grumbled they were identical identical, meaning even the man they'd known for nearly 10 years couldn't even lie to himself and say with absolute certainty that he could tell the difference 100% of the time. "What is it you Brits say? Sod off?"

Will chuckled and nodded. "There you go, yank." His hands found Adam's body and he rumbled, leaning in for a more exploratory kiss.

Jacob sauntered in and stopped mid-step, raising a humorously irritated eyebrow. He was a bit more jealous than Will. "What's all this, then?" He asked, motioning between the two. "I sure hope I didn't interrupt something."

Adam opened his mouth but Will hooked a sweet arm around him and pulled him close just to piss off his brother. "Actually yeah, if you could piss off that'd be swell."

Jacob scoffed defensively. "Or what? I fell in love first."

"That's not true and you know it," Will rebutted quickly. "Tiffanys lying looks terrible on you."

Jacob clenched his fists and they stared each other down. Will pulled away to stand up taller but not before Adam could feel his heart rate pick up. There was no way he didn't feel bad about that, it was a low and terrible blow. He deserved to get his ass kicked.

Adam cleared his throat, ready to stop the dog fight in its tracks. Back when they'd all first met, Adam had already known he was trans. They had met a decade ago, but with the British twins being so similar, he hadn't actually known there were two of them for an embarrassing few months. Then one day they showed up at the same time and scared the shit out of him. They'd fallen for Adam at the same time and had some nasty fights about it before they'd become the Vee polycule they were today. He could tell both brothers were a bit extra hostile today even if they were best friends by every definition. "Can my boyfriends cooperate so we can have a nice breakfast? Two boys fighting over my attention is awesome, but my stomach is starving for attention."

Twin smirks made him slide out of his seat to back away with both hands up. The men had that look again. While it may be true he didn't mean it sexually, he knew he had revamped the game. Both had a hunger that needed satisfying, possibly the cause of their frustration, and Adam was the only thing that could satisfy it.

"You're just famished, aren't you?" Will crooned as they closed in.

"I believe he said starving," Jacob corrected sinisterly.