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*Nick is talking about his past*
Nick: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew that my sorrows would only grow.
Will: Nick, This is the saddest story I have ever heard, and you haven't even covered the teen years.
Ashley: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Nick: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

(Rosa with anyone)
Rosa: (With Aiden) Good french toast.
Rosa: (With Lake) Good french toast.
Rosa: (With Yul) YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND-!

Aiden: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Jake: We yell "OH SHIT!"
Tom: ....That'll work...

Kristal: Hey, What's up?
Derek: The sky.
Kristal: No, I mean what are you doing?
Derek: Oh, Trevor.
Oliver: *High fives Derek* Nice!

(The villain alliance in DCAS be like: )
Yul: The reward better be something useful.
Riya: Or even better, Yul.
Yul: What?
Riya: Maybe it's a wife who won't leave you.
*Cue air horns*
Gabby: OHHHHH!!!!!!

Jensen: Are you ready to die?!
Tom: NO! I'm a bad bitch, You can't kill me!
Jensen: ........BITCH.

Gabby: The only straight I am, is a straight-up badass.

*The squad is on a hike*
James: It's beautiful out here.
Aiden: And quiet.
James: Too quiet.
Aiden: Did we lose someone?
*Cut to Lake with a bear in a headlock*

Nick: Why are Jake and Tom sitting with their backs to each other?
Ashley: They had a fight.
Nick: Then why are they holding hands?
Ashley: They get sad when they fight.

Connor: No more making fun of me when I misuse outdated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Karol: *Sighs* Fine, We're cowabunga.

(Grett and Gabby in S1 in a nutshell)
Grett: Why are you talking to yourself?
Gabby: It's called a soliloquy, bitch.

Oliver: *Wakes up*
Oliver: *His leg trips*
Audio: When your legs don't work, like they used to before-
Oliver: *Falls down*

Okay, Not a lot of Quotes like last time, But I felt bored and just wanted to post this.

Byeeee.

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