Dr Jocelyn: Here at therapy, We're here to answer the one big burning question everyone's got...
Dr Jocelyn: (To everyone) What the fuck is wrong with you?...
Ashley: (Singing) I could whip you up, fix you up, straight away~ Comin' out the front door, lookin' at the back door, whippin- (Cut off)
Jake: I'M GAY!
Nick: When I get murdered, Can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Alec: What?!
Nick: I want to be on Buzzfeed unsolved.
Lill: Can we go back to the part when you said "When I get murdered" ?
Xavier: Dante, Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Dante: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Xavier: ....I wrote, Sanitize. Dante.
James: Selfie! (Takes a selfie of himself and sees the killer behind him) AAA!!! (Uses a bat to kill him) YOU RUINED MY SELFIE, YOU STUPID-!!
Harley: You know what's funny about Kacy? She's my best friend and anyone who'd hurt her is someone I'd murder.
Lake: Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem.
(Tom, Jake and Gabby are hiding as Aiden walks by while the wallet in the ground)
Jake: He didn't see it!
Tom: Draw his attention to it, make a wallet sound!
Jake: (Takes a deep breath) WALLET.
Aiden: (Stops walking.)
Tom: (To Jake) THAT'S NOT THE SOUND A WALLET MAKES!
Zachary: (To Ulrich and Michael) My god, Will you two just get a room already?
Ulrich: ...Excuse me, Zach?
Zachary: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody's misery. So seriously, When's the wedding?
Ophelia: ....I ship it.
Rumor: CAN YOU NOT?!
Arabella: Another beautiful day!~ (Opens the curtain and sees it raining, then closes it again and sees it on fire and does it all over again.)
Tenki: What are you, Gay?
Warren: Yes. (They make out)
Vlad: Ugh, I almost did it with Alec?! ..... (Chuckles) Hot~
Nanami: F is for friends who do stuff, without you.
Tyson: U is for univited.
Elise: C is for clinging onto hope that you won't keep getting forgotten.
Leslie: K is for Krispy Kreme! Yum!
Leo: ...This is not how I wanted this to turn out.
Timothy: One time, I got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off. My entire family forgot went bowling and forgot about me.
Arabella: (Singing) DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEAA~~~
(Gabby with the villain alliance in a nutshell)
Gabby: If I say yes, Am I joining a cult?
Grett: Possibly.
Gabby: I'm in.
Drew: *Sighs*
Fiore: You bored?
Drew writes: Yeah.
Fiore: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Drew writes: I thought you'd never ask.
Alexander: (Fiore rips out a part of his jacket) OW!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Fiore: (Holding a part of his jacket) Hehehhehe, For my collection!! (Laughs evilly) WAIT UP GUYS!! (Leaves)
Tyler: (Screams, Then throws the ping pong ball)
Jasmine: (Screams, Hits the ping pong ball back)
Tyler: (Screams, Then hits the ping pong ball back)
(It keeps going on until Jasmine hits the ping pong ball too hard, Making Tyler duck to avoid it...resulting in the ball, breaking the window.)
Tyler: ...... You have smashed the window of transparency.
Alexander, Xavier, Rumor and Leslie-DRDCRDR
Dante, Harley, Ulrich, Michael, Warren, Nanami and Timothy-Werewolf1363
Arabella and Elise-imnotthebestgirl
YOU ARE READING
More Disventure Camp Madness. (Yeah, again)
Diversos(okay, so I may have reached the max limit of my previous DC madness book, So here's more.) As expected, More DC madness and shit. and more OC shit.
