Lydia: *Climbs onto the stage* Sometimes I kill motherbugs in front of their children as a warning to others! *Jumps off the stage and everyone moves away from her, letting her fall* YAY! PAIN!
Trevor: Truth or dare?
Jake: Dare.
Trevor: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Jake: Hey Alec?
Alec: Yeah?
Jake: Can you please move? I'm trying to get to Tom.
River: *To Kacy* There's no such things as ghosts. *Fake ghost appears* ...Okay, That's a ghost.
Kacy: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *Knocks it out with a bat*
Aiden: *Singing* Don't tell your mother~
James: *Singing* Kiss one another~
Lake: *Loud singing* DIE FOR EACH OTHER!
James and Aiden: O_O
(How Ulrich and Michael met in a nutshell)
Michael: MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD!
Ulrich: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DAD!
Michael: ....Okay...
Yul: My hands are cold.
Grett: Here, let me hold them.
Yul: My lips are cold, too.
Grett: *Cover's Yul's mouth with her hand*
*The squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Ellie: Yeah, You're lucky. I love you.
Jake: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way.
Tom: *Panic attack* What confession?!
Gabby: *Winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Emily: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Ellie: It was a dare.
Linh: What scares you the most?
Ophelia: Werewolves!
Timothy: Sharks.
Blake: The unstoppable marching time of death that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Everyone: ......
Blake: Gabby.
(Trevor in the past)
Trevor's dad: How was your first day at school?
Trevor: AAAAAHHH!!!!! *Throws his bag* I. HATE. EVERYBODY!!! *Goes to the shower and cries*
Leslie: *Standing on the balcony and sneezes*
Linh: *Standing on the roof as well* Bless you.
Leslie: God?!
Riya: You don't deserve me.
Connor: At your worst or at your best?
Riya: I don't have a worst.
Connor: Because you're already at your worst?
Aiden: Hey Jake, do you have any hobbies?
Jake: Swimming.
Aiden: Really? That's cool! I never expected you to-
Jake: In a pool of self-hatred and regret.
Audio: Yo ho, Yo ho! A pirate's life for me~
Marco: *Singing* Yo ho, Yo-
Elise: *Eavesdrops* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Marco: OH GOD!!!
Theo: So, Arabella is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?
Jordan: I'd say she slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Xavier: I don't know about that... I think either her alarm clock didn't go off, or she's in line at the bank.
Mila: Take this more seriously! Arabella was clearly taken in her sleep!
Swift: I bet she tucked herself into the bed tightly and got stuck.
Vlad: Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's more interesting.
*Later*
Arabella: Sorry, I'm late.. there was a problem at the bank.
Xavier: *Claps her hands in excitement* HOT DAMN!!!
Linh, Theo, Leslie and Xavier-DRDCRDR
Elise, Mila and Arabella-imnotthebestgirl
Lydia, Ulrich, Michael, Ophelia, Timothy and Swift-Werewolf1363
Jordan, Vlad, River, Kacy, Marco and Blake-Me.
YOU ARE READING
More Disventure Camp Madness. (Yeah, again)
Casuale(okay, so I may have reached the max limit of my previous DC madness book, So here's more.) As expected, More DC madness and shit. and more OC shit.
