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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Will: sure is dark in here.
Ashley:
Will: i'm not scared or anything.
Ashley:
Will: i mean, who's scares of the dark these days?? not me. not will. no sir.
Ashley: do you want me to hold your hand?
Will:
Will: yes please.
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Robber: *taking aiden hostage* GIVE ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS OR I'LL SHOOT!
Aiden: *offended* wait, what? you think i'm just worth a million dollars?
Aiden: *snatches the microphone*
Aiden: *yelling* MAKE IT 10 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!
James: *stepping forward from the crowd* I RAISE TO 10 BILLION DOLLARS!!!!
Robber: BET!
Aiden and James: *fingerguns each other*
Lake: *pulling james back* BOTH OF YOU DUMBASSES SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Miriam: did you guys buy eggs like i asked?
Tom: even better!
Miriam: ...what did you do?
Jake: *holding up a chicken* here!
Tom: her name is kyle!
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Fiore: *turning around in an office chair* i've been expecting-
Fiore: *still spinning* shit-
Fiore: *grabbing a flower pot still spinning* shit!
Fiore: *falling* SHIT!
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛[Dan and Drew texting]
Dan: goodnight.
Drew: good night. sleep tight. don't let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don't stop-
Dan: oh my god shUT TF UP!
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Gabby: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Ellie: because their hands are too sh-
Alec: because they're all dead.
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Lill: do you honestly think i enjoy being a mother hen to you all?
Ashley:
Will:
Nick:
Lill: okay yes it's like crack to me.
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Fiore: i can't find my phone.
Alec: i'll call you.
Fiore: no wait-
Fiore's phone: you are my dad YOU'RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie.
Alec:
Fiore: i can explain.
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Hunter: hey what are you doing?
Tess: eating a family size bag of chips.
Hunter: no, that's the smallest size.
Tess: every size is family sized when you're practically an orphan.
Hunter: tess nO-
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┗━━━━━°❀•°:⛺️:°•❀°━━━━━┛Kristal: what's with the napkin on the glass door?
Derek: Trevor keeps walking into the glass door, so thought this would help.
Trevor: oh, cool! a floating napk- *walks into the glass door*
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" 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮!" || 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀
Randomprobably gonna end up forgetting to use some characters but oh well-