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𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝟴

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Tess: do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Ally: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that hunter couldn't see, so i shouted "hunter, deer!"

Hunter:

Ally: do you want to tell her what your response was?

Hunter:

Hunter: "yes, honey?"

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Emily: trevor, is it true you spent three days in the back of derek's car to scare him?

Trevor: no.

Trevor: it was five.

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Aiden: FOUR MONTHS!

Lake: what's he talking about?

Riya: it's not that big of a deal-

Aiden: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!

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Jake: why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Ellie: it saves everyone time.

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Gabby: aiden, you shouldn't be using a straw.

Aiden: i know, i know, it's bad for the environment.

Gabby:  well yes.

Gabby: but it's also just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Connor: *breakdancing slowly* what's wrong son?

Yul: *crying* i'm literally begging you to stop.

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Police officer: you're arrested for reckless driving by having three people on one single moped.

Jake: god damn it.

Jake:

Jake: wait, three?

Police officer: ... yes, three?

Gabby: oh my god.

Hunter: AIDEN FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Tom: what are the three stages of life?

Ellie: birth, what the fuck is this, and death.

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Fiore: i made you this friendship bracelet.

Alec: you know, i'm not really a jewellery person.

Fiore: you don't have to wear it.

Alec: no, i'm going to wear it forever. back off.

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*loud thudding noise*

Ashley: *sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose* what was that?

Ally: a box fell down the stairs.

Ashley: that sounded a lot louder than just a box.

James: jake was in it.

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