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𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝟰

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Interviewer: how many children do you have, alec?

Alec: biologically, legally or emotionally? because there's a difference.

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Jake: *setting down a card* ace of spades!

Aiden: *pulling out an uno card* +4!

Gabby: *pulling out a pokemon card* pikachu! i choose you!

Hunter: *trembling* w-what are we playing?

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Jake: *holding flowers* happy one year pretty boy.

Tom: *smiling but confused* i'm 30?

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Kristal: all and all, that was a 100% successful trip.

Derek: we lost trevor.

Kristal:

Kristal: all and all, that was a 100% successful trip.

Emily: we're going back.

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James: you're giving me a sticker?

Aiden: not just any sticker. this is a sticker of a cat saying "me-wow!"

James: i'm not a child.

Aiden: fine, i'll take it back.

James: no, i earned this. back off.

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Fiore: why are people so obsessed with tops and bottoms?

Fiore: i'd just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Riya:

Grett:

Yul:

Ellie: i'm gonna tell her.

Alec: don't you fucking dare.

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Ellie: bitch.

Jake: blocked.

Ellie: wait, jake. unblock me i need to tell you something.

Jake: oh, sorry. what is it?

Ellie: bitch.

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Fiore: *eating in the mcdonalds' play area*

Some kid: *stares at her*

Fiore: mcfuck you looking at?

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Yul: why do i have to be the bad guy?

Riya: i don't know. why am i the pretty one? we all have our thing.

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Hunter: how do i make a date more romantic?

Tom: try being mysterious.

Hunter: got it.

[Later on said date]

Ally: so where are we going?

Hunter: none of your fucking business.

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