𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝟭

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Will: sure is dark in here.

Ashley:

Will: i'm not scared or anything.

Ashley:

Will: i mean, who's scares of the dark these days?? not me. not will. no sir.

Ashley: do you want me to hold your hand?

Will:

Will: yes please.

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Robber: *taking aiden hostage* GIVE ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS OR I'LL SHOOT!

Aiden: *offended* wait, what? you think i'm just worth a million dollars?

Aiden: *snatches the microphone*

Aiden: *yelling* MAKE IT 10 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!

James: *stepping forward from the crowd* I RAISE TO 10 BILLION DOLLARS!!!!

Robber: BET!

Aiden and James: *fingerguns each other*

Lake: *pulling james back* BOTH OF YOU DUMBASSES SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Miriam: did you guys buy eggs like i asked?

Tom: even better!

Miriam: ...what did you do?

Jake: *holding up a chicken* here!

Tom: her name is kyle!

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Fiore: *turning around in an office chair* i've been expecting-

Fiore: *still spinning* shit-

Fiore: *grabbing a flower pot still spinning* shit!

Fiore: *falling* SHIT!

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[Dan and Drew texting]

Dan: goodnight.

Drew: good night. sleep tight. don't let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don't stop-

Dan: oh my god shUT TF UP!

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Gabby: why can't dinosaurs clap?

Ellie: because their hands are too sh-

Alec: because they're all dead.

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Lill: do you honestly think i enjoy being a mother hen to you all?

Ashley:

Will:

Nick:

Lill: okay yes it's like crack to me.

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Fiore: i can't find my phone.

Alec: i'll call you.

Fiore: no wait-

Fiore's phone: you are my dad YOU'RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie.

Alec:

Fiore: i can explain.

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Hunter: hey what are you doing?

Tess: eating a family size bag of chips.

Hunter: no, that's the smallest size.

Tess: every size is family sized when you're practically an orphan.

Hunter: tess nO-

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Kristal: what's with the napkin on the glass door?

Derek: Trevor keeps walking into the glass door, so thought this would help.

Trevor: oh, cool! a floating napk- *walks into the glass door*

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