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𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝟲

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Alec: your average pineapple, peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz.

Alec: meaning a single pineapple won't generally fill up a whole can perfectly which also means every time you eat a pineapple from a can someone somewhere else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple.

Alec: which means you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and i think that's beautiful.

Connor: how much sleep are you getting?

Alec: not enough my guy.

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Ally: mufasa's death scene made me cry again.

Hunter: aww, ally.

Hunter: it's okay, he's not a real horse. it's a cartoon.

Ally: HORSE?!

Ally: HORSE?????!!!!

Hunter:

Hunter: in my defence, i've never seen it before.

Ally: IT'S CALLED LION KING HUNTER!

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Jake: go crawl in a ditch and die.

Ellie: i hope you get hit by a bus.

Miriam: *walks into the room*

Ellie: aren't we the bestest of friends?

Jake: the best!

Miriam: *smiles and walks out*

Jake: i'm going to push you off a cliff.

Ellie: not if i push you off first.

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Lake: on a scale from "damn daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Aiden: in between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat captain america", but as a solid answer i would say "i don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger". how about you tess?

Tess: probably "road work ahead"

Connor: i speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Gabby: when i get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Dan: what?

Gabby: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Dan: let's go back to the "when i get murdered" part.

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Trevor: what are you looking at?

Derek: *doing a buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is* porn.

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Riya: *to alec* ever since we taught connor about stan language, he's been going around talking as if he's on twitter.

Connor: oof, the call out. the tea is scorching.

Yul: please, make him stop.

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Fiore: i am a very bad person. i am a very, very bad person. i am a horrible person.

Ashley:

Lill:

Will:

Nick:

Jake:

Tom:

Fiore: "no you're not, fiore! we still love you, fiore!"

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Ellie: *staring out a window looking pensive*

Gabby: she's so pretty... so thoughtful... i wonder what she could be thinking about...

Ellie: *whispering to herself* wed-nes-day... whensday...? wendesday?

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