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𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝟯

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icl i think most of these incorrect quotes are gonna mainly consist of jake, tom, hunter, ellie, gabby, tess, lake, alec, fiore, james and aiden🙃

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[Jake and Tom texting]

Jake: can i try rizzing you up

Tom: sure

Tom: LOL

Jake: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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[Tess teaching Hunter how to drive]

Tess: okay, hunter. first, turn the car on.

Hunter: um... okay.

Hunter: *nervously rubbing interior* you like that? you filthy who-

Tess: okay we're done.

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Tom: time for plan g.

Lake: don't you mean plan b?

Tom: no, we tried plan b a long time ago. I had to skip over plan c due to technical difficulties.

Gabby: what about plan d?

Tom: plan d was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Ellie: what about plan e?

Tom: i'm hoping not to use it. i die in plan e.

Fiore: i like plan e.

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Ellie: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, i'll wait.

Gabby: you and me!

Ellie: *tearing up* okay.

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Alec: you three explain now.

Jake: it was aiden.

Gabby: it was aiden.

Hunter: it was aiden.

Aiden: aw shit.

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James: please, you're a big crybaby.

Aiden: i am NOT a crybaby!

James: toy story 3?

Aiden: *tearing up* THE TOYS WERE HOLDING HANDS IN A FURNACE!

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Gabby: *holding a large box* what would you say if i came home one day with a box of nine kittens?

Ellie:

Ellie: what's in the box?

Gabby:

Ellie: what's in the box gabby?

Gabby: i think you know.

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Lake: tell me the strangest thing you've ever experienced.

Aiden: love.

Aiden:

Aiden: just kidding, i ate a crayon once when i was six.

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Hunter: there's chocolate on the ceiling.

Ally: and how did this happen?

Hunter: i was eating chocolate.

Ally: that doesn't answer the question-

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Tess: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Alec: i think-

Ellie: seventy-two hours.

Alec: how do you know?

Ellie: there's a clown behind you.

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