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Aiden: it's dark and i'm scared.

James: don't worry babe i've got this.

James: *stomps foot and reveals light up sketchers*

Aiden: holy shit.

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Ellie: *to everyone* you guys are literally swagless it's embarrassing.

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Trevor: *crying at his desk*

Kristal:

Kristal: *gets a broom*

Kristal: *pats trevor's head with the broom from her desk*

Kristal: there there.

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Gabby: so i impulsively bought a python, what should i name him?

Ellie: YOU DID WHAT?!

Aiden: william snakespeare.

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Kai: do crabs think fish are flying?

Rosa-María: how high are you?

Kai: 5'9.

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*jake and tom laying in bed*

Jake: spines are a social construct.

Tom: what??

Jake: like what purpose do they have?

Jake: hold on, just hear me out. you know those wiggly things at the gas station?

Tom: the inflatable tube man?

Jake: yes. that. why don't we function like that?

Jake: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. wouldn't it be great to live like that?

Tom: *starts to wheeze* but how would we walk then?

Jake: like *more flopping noises, wiggling his arms in the air* wouldn't that be cool?

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Alec: can you teach me how to hoe?

Riya: rude.

Riya: *sips wine*

Riya: but yes.

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James: c'mon, i wasn't that drunk last night.

Ellie: you cried on the way home when you couldn't reach aiden by phone because his phone battery was dead. you little bitch.

James: so? i was probably worried sick about him because he went home early... right?

Gabby: um, we all went home together. he was in the cab sitting right beside you when you tried to call him.

James:

Ellie: you almost killed the cab driver and kept telling him to hurry up because your boyfriend's waiting for you.

James:

Aiden: *trying to hold in his laughter* pfft. don't worry, james. i thought it was cute.

Ellie: it wasn't cute when we almost crashed because he was choking the cab driver.

Aiden and Gabby: *laughing really hard*

James: i'm never drinking again.

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Nina: i invited you into the woods because i crave the most dangerous game.

Aiden and Gabby: *nodding* knife monopoly.

Nina:

Nina: i was actually gonna hunt you two for sport but now i'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.

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Hunter: they hate to see a boytoy winning.

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