you know i gets my pimpin awnnnn- anyways. so megumi fushiguro and yuji itadori get trapped in a closet what happens next is shocking. no kenjaku, no sukuna. kfc incident didnt happen. shibuya didnt happen.
"so imagine you were in prison-" nobara keeps talking about dropping the soap. and im not imagining that. i was carrying nobaras stuff, and i tripped over my own feet, and dropped a bag full of clothes. but since we were already on campus, i just bent over and grabbed it. i wouldnt have if we were anywhere else, because i dont want my ass looked at.
"dude!" she yells.
"GYATTTTTTTTTT DAYUMMMMM!!" i hear someome yell. lowkey sounded like fushiguro, anyways.
"dont dropped my stuff, bitch."
"kugisaki its fine, nothing got torn and nothing got broken. its fine."
"whatever." she sighs.
"who yelled 'gyatt'? it sounded like megumi."
"thats what i was thinking. it probably was. ill ask him if he thinks your ass is fat."
"what? dont ask him that. thats weird."
"well i wanna know if he thinks you got a fatty!"
"true. ask him, i guess."
"ill do it next time i see him when you arent around."
"if i asked him do you think he'll answer differently?"
"are you slow? nevermind i know the answer to that. he wouldnt tell you if you had a fatty."
"i mean he did just scream 'gyatt' when i bent over."
"you right, you right."
"alright, im leaving goodbye."
"WAIT NO YOU GOTTA HELP ME BRING THE STUFF IN-" i walk away.
time skip
"megumi!" nobara says running up to me.
"what?" i say annoyed.
"so, i got a question!" she says excited.
"what?"
"do you think yuji has a fatty?" she smiles.
"excuse me?"
"answer the question, bitch." her smile drops, and she looks lowkey angry.
"no," kugisaki reaches for her cursed tools. "okay okay i'll answer the question." i say putting my hands up. a few seconds pass.
"you gonna answer the question?" she raises a eyebrow.
"what was the question?" im trying my hardest to not answer this dumbass question. of course i think so.
"do you think yuji has a fatty?"
"what do you mean by that?" i raise an eyebrow.
"like a fat ass. a gyatt in brainrot terms." nobara chuckles.
"oh, for sure. level 1000 gyatt in brainrot terms." i smirk.
"im telling!" she says running away.
shit.
"yuji! yuji!" i look around. "yuji itadori you fucking idiot to your right!" i look to my right.
"oh hey kugisaki!"
"he said, and i quote. "he has a level 1000 gyatt"."
"..."
"he's stupid i know."
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