trapped in the closet - itafushi

oh look at this here.

"megumi, youre a twink. but so is yuji, so its okay." nobara says, i look down at yuji. hes only an inch shorter then me, but he'll never live it down.

"what makes you think that im a twink?" yuji askeds.

"alot of reasons."

"like?"

"ive seen you twerk. there is no hiding it with you. and ive seen megumi stare at.... a guys ass." i swear he was gonna say that i was staring at yujis ass. which i was.

"whos ass?"

"... no comment."

"come on kugisaki! ill like, i dunno do something for you."

"hmm, how about you and fushiguro come to todos birthday party with me."

"why am i being brought into this?"

"because. but its in like three months, maybe longer."

"...okay."

"it was toges." nobara says quickly.

"WHAT?! you were staring at toge inumakis ass?!"

"no." i roll my eyes.

"nobara wouldnt lie about something like this right?"

"okay, so i did lie, but it was someone like that."

i just walk away. also she didnt even tell me when the party is. i dont even wanna go, plus why wouldnt yuji go to his brothers birthday party?

then, someone slaps the shit, (not actually) out of my ass. i turn around, and nobara is standing.

"why the hell did you just slap my ass?"

"whyd it jiggle?"

"what."

"anyways, but yuji said he'd give me money if i slapped your ass, and told him what it felt like."

yuji didn't actually tell me that. i lied to see his reaction. megumi does have a fatty though.

(credits @OwwlllY on twitter 3/14/24)