"megumi, rate these guys out of ten." she shows me a photo of yuta.
"why?"
"testing something."
"testing what?"
"see, well-" she sighs. "gojo wants to know if youre gay."
"wouldnt he just ask me? he did raise me, he should know how to talk to me."
"true. just rate them. or ima kick your ass."
"fine."
"lets start with yuta."
"0."
"well damn," she scrolls to another photo of a guy. "what about toge?" she shows me a photo of him.
"i dunno, like 3."
"its because he likes yuta and you got beef with yuta isnt it?"
"and what about it?"
"anyways." she scrolls to another photo. "maki?"
"first, that's literally your girlfriend, so obviously i think she isnt hot."
"if she wasnt my girlfriend, obviously."
"0."
"hm, crazy." she smirks and scrolls to a photo. "what about him?"
"glep?"
"yeah, isnt he handsome?"
"how old is it?"
"he is about 1695."
"ima still clap them cheeks though."
"..."
i get a call from kugisaki. i answer. "yuji." she smiffles. "he said hes gonna clap gleps cheeks."
"what."
"yeah."
"oh."
"do a death drop!" maki zenin yells.
"yuji dont do a death drop. youll break your neck." i say.
"awhhh." he doesnt death drop. "anyways i gotta piss." he walks to the bathroom. i glance at his ass.
"nobara." i say walking to her, far away from everybody.
"what?"
"you think yuji got a fatty?"
"what? why? you tryna tell me something? its okay, i know your autistic."
"im not autistic. and yes, im tryna tell you something." i mumble the last part.
"well, spit it out, bitch." (slipknot reference)
"dont say i told you so, by the way. i will get gojo on your ass. and dont tell anybody specifically yuji."
"your gay for yuji, huh?"
"..."
"you are i can tell. its okay, bud. gojo doesnt mind gay people."
"i know that, hes literally dating suguru."
"true."
"yuji." nobara says, startling me. i got a bit startled to be honest.
"yeah?"
"do you happen to have crushes on guys who look like young trey parker?"
"what do you mean?"
"black hair, blue eyes."
"i suppose so, why?"
"just wondering."
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trapped in the closet - itafushi
Fanfictionyou know i gets my pimpin awnnnn- anyways. so megumi fushiguro and yuji itadori get trapped in a closet what happens next is shocking. no kenjaku, no sukuna. kfc incident didnt happen. shibuya didnt happen.
