you know i gets my pimpin awnnnn- anyways. so megumi fushiguro and yuji itadori get trapped in a closet what happens next is shocking. no kenjaku, no sukuna. kfc incident didnt happen. shibuya didnt happen.
"gojo wants to watch a movie. just me, you, suguru, nanami, and nobara. he said something about bonding." i take a deep breath.
"okay,"
"what are you doing?" i sit down next to him. "he said to meet up in like, an hour."
"okay." he sighs. "and im not doing anything."
"you sure? also that account commented "gyatt dayum!!" under a video i posted where i fell down a flight of stairs."
"thats wild."
"they also said they wanted to eat my ass."
"dude, what?"
"i dont know! i can show you!" i pull out my phone and show him the comments. the comments saying shit like "damnnnn, lemme have your children", "why it jiggle when you fell", "does it jiggle when you walk?", "post a video of you twerking".
"oh, wonder who they are."
"same. gojo says its you."
"what?"
"i said something about it, and he said he told you that i post thirst traps, or something, so he thinks its you."
"hes weird don't believe him."
"uhm, okay."
so we're watching the fnaf movie again, then he said we're watching the south park post covid movies.
im sitting next to yuji, of course, nobara is sitting next to yuji because satoru said we fight to much, satorus sitting in middle between nanami and geto, and their on the couch while me yuji and nobara are sitting infront of the couch, on the floor because geto was being sassy, as always.
"yuji, can you get me a drink?" geto says.
"sure. anybody else want anything?"
"yeah." the rest of us say in unison.
"okay, you have to pick from what i grab though."
"okay." we all say in unison.
he leaves, and immediately im being tortured. someone, aka gojo, pulled on my beautiful hair. 😒
"stop pulling my hair, satoru."
"okay, but you let yuji pull your hair." nobara says, sasily.
"i havent but okay."
"im pretty sure you let yuji pull your hair every night you two are alone." i side eye her.
"fuck you mean by that?"
"im not gonna say it."
"i havent fucked yuji," i pause, mumbling "yet."
"what was that last part?"
"what last part?" yuji asks, as he comes through the door.
"nothing."
yuji puts all the drinks down, and nobara trips him. making him fall, face first into my dick. crying internally. cause what the fuck. he picks his head up, lowkey looks like hes gonna cry.
"you okay, itadori?" i ask him.
"yeah, im fine." he get up, and sits next to me.
gojo called me homophobic slurs over text the rest of the night.
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(he better give yuji some or im crying my self to sleep tn😭😭😭)
(credits @yunonoai on twitter for the second photo🥰)
