"hey megumi." gojo says. i told him i wanted to talk about something.
"hey gojo." i sigh.
"whats up?" he asks, taking off his blindfold.
"uh, so like, you know yuji right?" why the fuck would i ask that? of course he knows yuji.
"youre dating?! i knew it!!" he yells.
"how did you know?" i ask.
"youre slow. i figured it out after a month. guess you get your slowness from me." he looks down.
"probably."
"no, yuji. i will not eat your ass right now."
"well, why not?"
"...because we're in public?"
"oh yeah."
me and yuji are sleeping on call together, and all i hear all of the sudden is. "alpha sigma has a million sigmas, if you didnt know."
(quotes from ASSSWIPER in her sleep, scared the dookie outta me)
i busted (not a nut this time) out laughing, waking his dumbass up.
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(sorry for the short chapter, tomorrow's chapter will be as long as my brain will let it be😫)
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trapped in the closet - itafushi
Fanfictionyou know i gets my pimpin awnnnn- anyways. so megumi fushiguro and yuji itadori get trapped in a closet what happens next is shocking. no kenjaku, no sukuna. kfc incident didnt happen. shibuya didnt happen.
