Arcadia retold

Ten: waka chaka

Somewhere in the streets of Arcadia, a delivery truck driver was driving recklessly through the streets until he reached Eli's house where he got out of the car and opened the back of the truck where he took out a box and walked toward the house

From the bushes, a goblins rushed to the back of the truck as it was still open

One of the leaped into the back as it looked around for another peace of the killahead bridge that one of the members of the Janis order mailed to Arcadia

As the goblin looked around the truck, it called out for a few more goblins to help the first one look around

As one of the goblins stood outside as the look out guard it noticed the delivery truck driver was ringing the doorbell repeatedly

Back in the truck, one of the goblin's finds a black marker and decides to draw a mustache onto its face (it's the same one from t.o.a.)

One of the goblins found the package and called the others to help him out to pick it up

As the driver decided to to just leave a sticky note that said he'd come back later, he walked back to the truck to make more deliveries

The goblins outside saw the man coming and warned the others to hurry as one of them pushed the package with its legs it came toppling down until it hit the ground

As the driver came back to put the package back into the truck the goblins had already been hiding under the truck as one of them where still inside the truck

The goblins on the ground looked at the guy as the goblin in the truck hid behind one of the box piles as the guy closed the back of the truck before getting into the drivers seat

The goblins on the ground began to quickly and quietly move the box away from the truck before stopping to look at the back of the truck

The goblin in the truck began to lift the clothes back with both its arms before the truck started to move, causing it to fall off the truck as it was crushed by one of the tires in front of the other goblins

The goblins are left in shock and disarray as the truck drove off the the marker the dead goblin was holding began to roll towards them

The nearest goblin took the marker and drew the same mustache on its face, declaring itself the new leader as his first proclamation would be revenge as the other goblins would follow

In troll market, Jim (in his troll form) was in his armer as he continued to dodge armed stone troll dummies as a part of his training

"Always Be afraid" blinky said to Jim as he continued to block and dodge any projectiles that came towards him "rear heightens your senses, fear keeps you alive, arrogance gets you killed"

As Jim took a victory pose a metal ball hit him from behind as it knocked him to the ground, proving blinkys point

"Yeah, I'll have to remember that" Jim said as he was still on the floor

"Drall hover, does not fear you" blinky said to Jim as he helped him from the floor "that will be his weakness, but not yours, you'll be wetting your armor, that will be your strength"

More metal balls came flying towards Jim but this time he smacked them away with his sword one by one with amazing precision and speed

Jim then began to slash and destroy every dummy with the same speed and strength most troll hade

"You know, I think being afraid is the one rule that I-oh!" Jim stated before another dummy popped out of the ground that started to fire metal arrows at Jim, causing him to duck as the arrows hit the dummy behind him as it caught on fire "...I excel at"