Captain Mayonnaise

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Eves POV

We were in the SwAG classroom but with no desks out, they were replaced with bouncy yoga balls and everyone was massively struggling.
It really wasn't that hard, I was just sitting pretty happy watching everyone else act like it's so hard. It's really not I was having a pretty good time.

"Alright that's enough!" My dad shouted as everyone else groaned

"How'd we do?" Bose asks, out of breath as Chapa fell on the floor

"Poorly, Eve took all the fun out of it by doing so well" He said as she glared at me and I just smiled innocently

"Can we practice tonight and retake this test tomorrow?" Mika asked

"This wasn't even the test! I just thought it would be fun if you guys sat bouncy for a while" He told her

"It was fun. It was even more fun ruining your fun"

"Great, thanks, love you too El." He said sarcastically

"Why don't you sit bouncy if you think it's so easy" Chapa suggested sourly as he thought about it for like 3 seconds before disagreeing

"Nah" He shot all the balls and we all fell on the floor - including me this time.

"The real test is about to begin" He told us as we stood up with more energy and enthusiasm as before

"Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit" My dad asked

"Jaywalking" Mika said confidently

"Jaydancing" Bose corrected

"Shaving your head" I reply with an evil little smile, knowing that he loves his hair more than he loves me

"Stealing my phone" Chapa said

"White collar crime, rarely prosecuted"

"You're all wrong! Except for Miles, oh and Eve?"

"Hmm?"

"If you shave my head I will throw you in the man's nest underground dungeon thingy with Drex. I am not bluffing" He replied and I stayed silent, pursing my lips slightly.

"Anyyy Ray, I'm talking about a crime that so easy, it's like taking candy, from a baby" He paused before yelling

"SCHWOZZZZ" Schwoz came skipping into the classroom with a huge lollipop and a blue onesie.

"I am baby, I loves me lolly and I hope no one takes from me" Schwoz said in a bored and annoyed voice

"Ohhhh, you want us to stop you from taking candy.. from a baby" Mika realised

"Oh not me! I'm far too good a person for that" He said and I furrowed my eyebrows

"Are you?" I asked

"Thin ice El. Do you want to go see Drex?" He asked and I stayed quiet and shook my head slightly

"That's what I thought, no you will be stopping..." He turned around, put in a fake moustache and turned back, putting his hands in front of him like a dinosaur

"Roy" He said evilly

"Roy?" Miles asked

"It's Ray but evil, and I hope he no takes m'lolly" Schwoz replied, holding up the lolly

"Oh Roy's taking that lolly, unless somebody stops me"

Chapa stepped forward
"Get zapped" She tried to zap him but missed

"No, maybe this one"

"Miss"

"This one"

"Miss"

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