A Blooming Hero | Captain Man's Daughter in Danger Force | Chapa X Eve

Down With Santa: Part II

Schwoz's POV

Eve, Chapa and Ray had left to stop Krampus and Mika and Miles left to find Santa Claus.
So it was just me and Kramped up Bosey in the man's nest trying to fix the sleigh

He was eating tacos and listening to music whilst I was trying to fix the sleigh when the music got too loud so I slid out from under the sleigh

"Bose, will you turn down that awful music?" I complained before he shook his head as an answer of no

I got up and used the remote to turn it off myself

"No! Way harsh!" He complained as I smacked the tacos out of his hand and picked up the box along with the dead bull energy drink

"Way harsher!"

"Red rock deserves the harshest of harsh!" I told him as I paced slightly

"If I can't crank tunes while munching mahi mahi taki takis, what am I supposed to do?!" He asked as I walked back to him slowly

"I've got an idea"

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Schwoz
Why don't you help me
fix the sleigh?

Kramped Bose
I don't want to

Schwoz
But I could use a hand today

Kramped Bose
Waah waah boo hoo

Schwoz
Hand me that wrench it's
on the ground

Kramped Bose
All tools are lame

Schwoz
Except you're the biggest
one around

Kramped Bose
What?

Schwoz
Nothing!

Kramped Bose
Hey!

Schwoz
I think you're forgetting that it's
Christmas!

Kramped Bose
I don't know what you're
talking about

Schwoz
Forgive me for getting loud but
I gotta let, it out, you're never too ever too
cool for the holidays

Kramped Bose
Blah blah blah blah blah

Schwoz
You're never too ever to
cool for the holidays

Kramped Bose
Blah blah blah blah blah

Schwoz
You're never too ever to
cool for the holidays carolley, dingily,
merrily, singly, jingling all the way!
You're never too ever

Kramped Bose
I don't care cause, I'm

Kramped Bose & Schwoz
Too cool for the holidays

"Dude, I know you're not a member of Klub Krampus but rule number sleven is, you don't gotta fix a sleigh, if you slay all day. HA!" He yelled over me

"At least fix your breath, it smells like fish and caffeine, here" I passed him a candy cane

"A candy cane?! No way!" He replied as he changed back to normal which I didn't see since I had my back to him