Marry me Michael //5sos //Michael Clifford

Chapter 25

Michaels POV

"You know her" Lauren says incredulously.

"Yeah she's...she's Emma" not knowing how to describe her

"Emma as in the girl that phoned you ages ago and you kicked me out your apartment to call her back"

"Lauren I kicked you out of my apartment because I was...classy" I quote myself.

"Sorry and I'm not?"

"No I meant i was classier than a one night stand" I attempt to defend myself.

"Michael!" she hits my arm angrily as I look around to see all her actually 'classy' friends staring at me in shock.

"Well this is awkward" I cringe slightly.

The room remains silent, so I turn towards Lauren and quietly say:

"Are you going to eat that sundae?"

Emma's POV
"Your so useless" Seth cries in fustration

"I've been called worse"

"Like what?"

"Your girlfriend" I venomously retort.

The perfect boyfriend doesn't smoke, drink, cheat, fight with me or exist so I settled for Seth.

"How the hell can we afford the rent this month?"

"I have a crazy suggestion - You could get a job..." I venture.

"You're so urgh"

"I get how you feel it's like you're my boyfriend but I'd happily swap you for a good quality box of chocolates" I sympathise.

"I don't know when that UFO came and dropped you and a handful of other unfunny people on this earth but it's nots coming back"

"Trust me it will and when it does it will pick up all the hot people so you'll be fine" I smirk.

"Emma why am I dating you?"

"Because I'm a ninja" u say in a duh tone

"No you're not"

"Yes I am did you see that?"

"See what?"

"Exactly" I confirm.

"You're clumsy"

"No tables and chairs just hate me and the walls are bullies" I insist.

"You're lazy" he lists.

"No I'm just on energy saving mood"

"You always fantasies about everything"

"I don't but come on - if you were a bird you could poo on however you wanted"

"You hate basically everyone"

"I don't hate them karma just missed a load of people"

"You think you're cleverer than everyone"

"Common sense is like deodorant the people that need it most don't use it"

"You have attitude problems"

"No you just can't handle my personality"

"And you always have a reply for everything?" He complains

"So you'd rather I sat here and deny absolutely everything? I can't I'm proud to be me and if I have some faults - okay a lot of faults - I don't care because I'm not me without them"

"Emma I'm moving back in with my parents"

"Wait you're breaking up with me?" I ask in disbelief.

"Yeah I am"

"Fine" I attempt to hide any emotion.

"You know you'll never find anyone else like me" he tells me discouraged by my lack of reaction.

"That's fine with me" I shoot him a brief smile.

"Don't call me"

"I won't" I shout at the now slammed door.

How the hell am I going to pay for this apartment?