Beef Strudel,,,

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Cred: My bestie who wrote this whole thing

(This is legit just a re upload of an old part of the old book lalalalalla)

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Kris looked around for a while, screamed like a fucking seagull, sat down, ate a banana, got up, questioned his existence, and walked away.

While kris was walking he bumped into a wall, "shit, fuck, piss balls" he says, while he slowly realizes that Charlie (my besties oc), was secretly a homosexual. Kris is confuzzled, Charlie looks up at him and says, "Would you like to see my butthole?" 🗿 (NAH WTF) KRIS IS FLABBERGASTED, HE SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF CHARLIE AND SLAM DUNKS HIM INTO A WALL,

charlie has a huge ass dump truck (WHAT.)

KRIS SKEDADDLES, CHARLIE'S ASS WAVE THAT GOT SMASHED INTO THE WALL MAKE A HUGE ECHO THAT SWEEPED KRIS OFF HIS FEET. "ÖSDUIHFOAMWFNBYGUDIROWQPERJHB" SHOUTS KRIS, AS HE SLOWLY SHITS HIS PANTS. (what....................)

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A/N:

KAHALWUNSOSHSKAIWBWLQJQ

LMAO I'M CRYING..WHY 😭😭

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ok srsly wtf was this,,,, this isn't canon I swear

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