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literally the title. Backrooms shit posts and other crap until I eventually start rewriting that shitty excuse for a story
(Literally that and anything related)
(idk)
(pls)
(Pls read it bro I swear it's worth it 😭🙏🙏)
btw disclaimer this isn't canon, it's literally just a shitpost by yours truely and it took me waaay too long to write this than it should've.
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The Keymaster was epically walking laps around the Hub because he had literally nothing else to do (well, actually he does but mf is procrastinating), which probably took several hours or more because of how GOD DAMN LARGE THE HUB IS. Like how is bro not tired?? I think we already know the answer to that. That's pretty irrelevant to the story and idk why I brought that up, ANYWAY,,, he's walking around and then walks past a wanderer that was giving over the top emo vibes who was sitting in the corner blasting My Chemical Romance at full volume on a speaker. He was like "Wtf????", but before he could tell that wanderer to turn it tf down he realized he recognized the songs playing even though he's never heard a single mcr song in his little Keymaster life (LOL LITTLE??), and because of this he just stood there dumbfounded while the emo music blasted out the speaker and bounced off the walls. The wanderer looked up at the Keymaster and was like "lmao do u like it?" and the Keymaster was like "???" And absolutely discombobulated bc he was probably having like the 7th identity crisis this month (it's the first week).
Then, the current song ended and a new one began to play, it started with a singular 'G' note that went through the entire hub with a huge ground shaking echo (bc that speaker was loud as shit).
U guessed it 😍
It was 'Welcome to the black parade'.
His jaw partially drops, even tho you can't really see his mouth BECAUSE THAT THING
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Srsly in most pictures of him you can't even see below his nose bridge (no shade tho,,,).
ANYWAY, his jaw absolutely D R O P S and he's just standing there in utter disbelief, while the music continues to play and reminds every wanderer in a miles radius of their emo phase in middle school/high school. AND WHEN THE SINGER WAS LIKE "WhEn I WaS,,,,,, A yOunG BoY,,,,,,,,,,,," THE KEY MASTER FELT SOMETHING DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP INSIDE HIM WAS LIKE "SING ALONG PLSPLSPSLSPLS" and he was like "h h h h hELL NO" to himself.
He then grabbed the speaker and drop kicked it so hard it noclip into next year, and the wanderer was absolutely flabbergasted but then they remembered they had a gazillion more in their bag anyway and started blasting emo music off of those instead.
(The Brian part of the Keymaster was like "????" "WTF???????" and the Gatekeeper part of the Keymaster was like "yes 😍")
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The Keymaster skedaddles over to level 906 aka the cygnus archive and kicks the door down like he's apart of the fucking FBI (he's not btw, don't get confused) and Lady Blanche, who was currently talking to someone
(I'll let you guess who)
freaks out because "OMG THE DOOR 😨" and the Keymaster was like "HELP 😭"
