Sidemen & Friends Imagines (REQUEST OPEN)

KSI- Morpheus's Funeral

JJ was at the gym doing some training but for the rest of the day he had an off day me I was just sitting on the lounge watching tv.

A ding came from my phone I looked at it an it was a text from my older brother Calfreezy.

Freeze
Hey sis do you want to come sing at a funeral

BabySis
Oh god is it Morpheus's Funeral

Freeze
Ah yes an JJ won't know you'll be their he will get the text as its Morpheus's funeral but won't know anything that's happening so could you come early Max Fosh will be a singer as well an I need you to say some word's as well first song then you sit in between me an JJ then say something then sing

BabySis
I'll be their 11am

Freeze
That's perfect I'll send you the address

After saying bye to Freezy I laughed to myself an stood up making it into the bedroom I looked for anything black.

I straightened my hair an put some lipgloss on. Leaving the penthouse I got in my car an turned it on.

Leaving the car garage I had got the location from Cal so I put it in my GPS an drove to that location. Arriving I parked my car an saw Cal "Hey sis you look funeral ready" -He said hugging me Got to be their for my man you know -I said.

We headed inside an I saw Max Hey max -I said Hey Y/n how have you been -He said Great yourself -I said Amazing -He said we got to practice the first song which was the Halo intro then the last song which was Holiday by JJ.

Me an the other singer's stood at the front an we got the go sign so we started singing the Halo song as Chris, Chip, Gib, Randy an Arthur also Will enter the Funeral hall they laughed when they saw me.

Soon JJ had arrived an we sang louder Simon, Callux, JJ an Freezy entered the hall an I saw a toy hamster in a mini casket I wanted to laugh but I kept singing Callux suddenly tripped an I started laughing.

JJ saw me an gasped You got my girlfriend wtf -He said I smirked as he sat down we finished the song an walked down the aisle I got to JJ an Callux stood up I slid over JJ's lap an sat between him an Freezy.

This is my Hamster's funeral an you just gave me a boner -JJ said in my ear I smiled Shut up -I whispered back he laughed.

Soon the Priest started an I grabbed JJ's hand Please welcome Callum to say some word's -Priest said as Freezy stood up an stood at the podium.

"If anyone could refrain from giggling" -Cal said Not gonna happen -I mumbled Simon laughed beside me We bowed our head's "An just think of Morpheus" -Cal said "I would like to welcome Joshua don crime's larkin" -Cal said.

Have you ever met a hamster with a raging cocaine addiction -Chip said I burst out in laughter we clapped as he finished. Thank you boy's now I would like to bring up the 2nd person that knew Morpheus the most Y/n Olatunji -Priest said Nope not quite buddy -I said elbowing Cal in the rib's "Oh my god" -He said breathing out.

I walked upto the podium Hello everyone welcome to the funeral of Morpheus thank you all for coming Now I want to say one word to you Morpheus Thank's for stealing my man you guinea pig Now I get him back -I said as everyone cracked up even JJ.

Also still waiting for the ring JJ -I said coming down the podium an sitting next to JJ You really just said that -He said What he took you away from me -I said pouting.

Now was Stephen Trie's now I want to share a song me an Morpheus listened to before intercourse It was only a kiss only a kiss -Stephen said I laughed You were a good Guinea pig, Hamster -He said I laughed an we all clapped.

I'd like you all to stand so we can sing to him the word's are on the back of the sheet -Priest said I stood up an moved in front of JJ to the front of the room with the other's.

We started singing Holiday an then finished as everyone clapped an I walked back to JJ an he helped me sit next to him Now we would like to hear from KSI Morpheus's loving father -Priest said.

JJ walked up an we burst out in laughter Your doing amazing honey -I said as everyone laughed he nodded Uhm well thank you all for coming -He said as we all started clapping Why do we keep clapping stop it -He said so we clapped even more.

Uhm -He said so we clapped again Alright enough enough -He said He starting saying his word's I thought it was Simon jumping in bed with me after a nightmare he had -JJ said What the fuck Simon -I said I didn't -He said Blocked -I said putting a hand in his face.

The cage was like this an their was a flap an he kinda spiderman jumped onto the flap -He said Cool story -Random guy said You said cool story this is my funeral -He said We laughed Already fucking hell -I said.

I like to call him Lil morph -He said Nope that's your dick's name -I said JJ was shocked an everyone cracked up We will now play a tribute video which was made by a loyal fanbase -Priest said.

Watching the screen I actually starting crying an sobbing JJ looked at me an brang me closer Shh it's ok baby -He said kissing my head I dug my head into JJ's neck an he held my head.

That bring's us to an end of today's ceremony we would like to welcome Morpheus's friend's an family to the front to say their final goodbye's an spread some wood chip's over him from his bed -Priest said.

Come on baby stand up -JJ said An we will send off Morpheus up into the sky -Priest said What up into the sky -JJ said standing up as I did to an got behind JJ.

It was my turn Rest In peace buddy thank's for letting me have my man back I'll miss ya -I said spreading some wood chipping's over his body well the toy's body.

I walked back of the line an cuddled JJ let it out bub -He said My line's were joke's as it's a toy but the video sent me -I said I understand baby -He said rubbing my back.

We all headed outside an stood in a line I can't believe Y/n's actually crying -Chip said The video -I said "Ahh yeh" -Chris said I don't know how to feel of him going into the air -JJ said taking the hamster an letting him float which didn't go well but then it did.

Me an JJ got in my car him driving as I turned into a mess I'm sorry for my word's JJ -I said Bub I know it was for the video because I know how much you loved Morpheus hence the tear's an I know you were jealous of Him because half the time you would go to bed early an then you bought our dog so you could make me jealous -He said Welp yes that's right -I said.

The End.