BurntChip- SDMN Roast 2023

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Chip -I yelled while laying in bed I heard footstep's Yes baby -He said entering the room Can you help me get up an get changed -I said

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Chip -I yelled while laying in bed I heard footstep's Yes baby -He said entering the room Can you help me get up an get changed -I said.

Of course bub -He said walking over to the bed I stood up an wrapped an arm around his shoulder Jump -He said I jumped into his arm's an he walked us into the bathroom putting me on the sink.

He grabbed my outfit I had setted out he took my shirt off an put my hoodie over my head Stand on your one leg -He said I got off the sink an stood on my one leg he pulled my pajama short's off an put my actual short's on

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He grabbed my outfit I had setted out he took my shirt off an put my hoodie over my head Stand on your one leg -He said I got off the sink an stood on my one leg he pulled my pajama short's off an put my actual short's on.

I grabbed my crutches an crutched out of the bathroom to the living room I sat on the lounge an Josh put my shoe's on. Why Josh had to dress me was because 2 week's ago me an JJ had a studio session together an he drove us getting us in a semi bad car crash I was the only one injured he came out sore but unscathed.

Me I came out with a broken arm an leg but I also am pregnant an today is the Sidemen Roast 2023 an I was Simon's little sister so we were gonna reveal that we were pregnant.

Getting in Josh's Jaguar we drove to the venue arriving Josh got out of the car an came to my side an helped me out of the car I grabbed my crutches an hopped inside.

Sitting beside Chip I laid the crutches under the chair's an Chip put my broken leg over his lap holding my hand. Hi everyone thank you for coming to the Roast of the sidemen -Tobi said as we all clapped.

First up Callux -Tobi said Callux came up "As you know ksi stand's for Knowledge, Strength an I've never hugged my dad" -Callux said I laughed an laid my head on Chip's shoulder.

Callux finished an I clapped Next is Bambino Becky -Tobi said Woo -I cheered *Ethan your dad say's hello* -Becky said ^Oh^ -Ethan said I laughed.

Next Stephen Tries -Tobi said I clapped *Vik's getting married an it's a black tie event an that's not good for Harry cause he hate's both those thing's* -Stephen said I laughed.

I looked at Kon he pointed at me to be next I nodded an grabbed my crutches You next bub -Chip said Yeh -I said. *Jj used to stream game's with his dad now it's just tear's* -Stephen said I laughed.

We clapped as Stephen finished Please Welcome the lovely Y/n Minter -Tobi said Chip helped me stand up I crutched my way to the stage Simon helped me up.

Hi everyone -I said placing my crutches on the ground Hello -They all cheered. Alright so I only have a few joke's so I'm sorry -I said.

So as we all know JJ can't drive for shit well here's your proof he can't drive -I said hopping to show everyone my broken bone's *He did that* -Simon said Yeh -I said.

Holy shit -Spuds said Yes I won't be driving with him ever again -I said everyone laughed Did you hear about the Giraffe that ran away -I said No -They said Oh I found him hey Freezy -I said.

*Fuck you* -He said as everyone laughed My girl's got joke's -Chip said So I was staying at Simon an JJ's house when they lived together an I was on the lounge an JJ walk's out with his boxer's don't worry chip my eye's are only on you but JJ turned around he's got bunda on his forehead -I said.

Everyone laughed Uhm this is my last one an it's not a joke -I said *Oh* -Ethan said So Ethan me an Chip are joining you an Faith on the parent train -I said Oh my god -Everyone cheered.

"I'm gonna be a uncle" -Simon said Yep -I said That's been me -I said waving as everyone clapped an I crutched my way to Chip.

Chip helped me sit down an sat down beside me You did great bub -He said tapping my thigh Thank's can we get McDonald's after baby an me are hungry -I said He laughed Of course baby -He said wrapping an arm around my shoulder.

The Roast finished an we all stood up Simon walked to me My little sister is pregnant -He said Yes Simon your a uncle -I said Congrats guy's -He said hugging me an Chip.

We all left the venue I crouched down so I could climb into the car You want me to put these in the back seat -Chip said Please -I said Of course baby -He said.

Josh climbed in beside me Are you sore -He said Yeh my arm hurt's I think I might need to go back to the wheelchair -I said I'm sorry bub but atleast I get to wheel u around -He said.

Yeh except when your not home -I said He laughed Can I post the announcement -I said Go ahead -He said.

Y/nMinter & TheBurntChip

Y/nMinter & TheBurntChip

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Y/nMinter: To our beautiful baby on the way this is a question from me your mother Could you please come out like your dad thank's

Comments
Calfreezy: Just not his smartness
MiniMinter: An not your shortness maybe their uncle's tallness
TheBurntChip: Definitely your singing an cooking skill's
SDMNfan2: Chip is gonna be a dad with Ethan Holy shit

The End.

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