Author's note: Oh lord. I am so sorry that it took me over two weeks to update. I was at the beach and then I had some personal stuff come up. Anyways, here's chapter four.
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It seemed that Dan had come up with more unique ways to wake up Phil in the morning.
This morning he chose to use an airhorn.
Needless to say, the younger of the two had quite a few pillows and stuffed animals thrown at him for that.
"Wake up you twat, we have work today." Dan bellowed.
Phil made groaning noises that sounded like they came from a lion giving birth.
"Meet me by the car in 10 minutes or I'm leaving without you."
Not missing the chance to be near his would-be boyfriend, Phil was at the car in 6 minutes.
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When the boys got to work, they went straight to where the costumes were held.
"Did you hear about Louise? I heard she's going to have to take leave because she's pregnant again." Dan asked, making conversation.
"Again? Wasn't Darcy.... how'd Louise put it...... the 'bane of her existence'?" Phil inquired.He
"I guess she wants to try again. Hey, live and let live. That's my motto." Dan responded, before pulling on his Chip headpiece. Phil sighed before pulling on his also, letting the familiar scent of sweat and cotton candy wash over his body.
They walked out and joined the security guards that were waiting for them. From there they made their way to the meet and greet spot, where children started gathering as soon as they saw the two tall boys walk out.
It was a typical day, signing autographs in books that were purchased in Magic Kingdom and taking pictures with children who's parents tried to convince their kids that Chip 'n' Dale were real chipmunks. But one couple in particular stood out to the boy behind the Dale mask.
It was harmless and simple. Two boys who had come up hand in hand looking like someone had just given them a ticket to get free candy for the rest of their lives. They came up to Phil first, Dan being occupied with a crying two year old.
"Hey bro. I know you can't talk to me back, but I'm Jake. And this cutie pie over here is my boyfriend Alex. I know we look a little to old t be visiting Disney world, but we wanted to come to honor our engagement. Can you, uh, sign this?" The boy named Jake handed Phil a pink autograph book that was covered in Disney princesses.
Phil aggressively nodded, seeing as how it was hard to convey emotion while inside a suit that cannot change its facial expression. The two boys he was meeting definitely did not have a hard time showing emotion, though. Anyone could tell by the way that they looked into each other's eyes that they were madly in love.
Alex came out from behind Jake, which was probably a hard hiding spot, seeing as how he was taller.
Phil signed their book and got a 'selfie' with the boys, and then they moved on to meet Dan.
For the rest of the day, Phil was completely numb.
Whatever Alex and Jake had, Phil wanted it with Dan.
The next emotion he felt was a stabbing pain.
He had to meet Dan's girlfriend tonight.
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Chip 'n' Dale (Dan and Phil Fanfiction)
FanficMost people define fun as going to the pool, roller-skating, or hanging out with friends. Dan and Phil, well, they describe fun as their work. The two of them are the actors that get to wear gigantic suits and play Chip 'n' Dale all day at, get this...
