Fuck boy || Ziam

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niazkilam: question

niazkilam: how did you get my Instagram?

fakeliampayne: found it on the toilet door at a club in town

niazkilam: oh

niazkilam: wait

niazkilam: does that mean that you live near me??

fakeliampayne: I guess so

fakeliampayne: u know what that means?;)

niazkilam: it means we live in the same place dimwit

fakeliampayne: stop ruining the moment

niazkilam: sorry fuck boy

fakeliampayne: where abouts do u live ?

niazkilam: why do you want to know?

niazkilam: you may have a nice body and possibly a nice penis too

niazkilam: but God knows, maybe you're like 52?

fakeliampayne: I'm 21

fakeliampayne: haven't u seen my posts ?

niazkilam: no, don't really have time

fakeliampayne: but u have time for talking to me so what's the difference?

niazkilam: the difference is, my thumb doesn't need more exercise than it already does by typing

fakeliampayne: oh

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Zayn is so sassy, sassy Zayn is one of my favourite Zayn.

So it's official that Liam is going to be a top in this book because 61 people commented top!liam. I'm sorry for the top!zayn stans