group chat: niallhoran, harrystyles, louist91, zayn, fakeliampayne
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niallhoran: what's up with your Instagram zayn, are you and Liam having a competition or something
harrystyles: he's copying me with the black and white theme
zayn: shut it curly fry
harrystyles: I had that theme first before you
fakeliampayne: maybe we are not really
louist91: it's like 12pm, too early for this.
louist91: they just wanna fucking show their matching tattoos off smh
zayn: you don't even post that much Harry so stfu
harrystyles: so what? you're basically copying me
zayn: come to Liam and i's room, just need to tell you something
fakeliampayne: don't ! It's a trap
niallhoran: can I come too?
zayn: yes Niall
louist91: fuck that shit, I know what zayn is going to do. I'm going back to sleep
harrystyles: what will you do if I come ?
zayn: nothing, i just got to give you something :)
fakeliampayne: he goin' slap the shit out of you
louist91: won't be surprised
zayn: oh guys.. Cmon, I'm not that mean
niallhoran: am I allowed to bring my phone to film ?
fakeliampayne: film what?
niallhoran: like you guys can get it on you know .. while I record ..
fakeliampayne: wtf
zayn: wtf Niall?
niallhoran: what?
fakeliampayne: why would you want to do that?
niallhoran: because ziam sex would be so hot and it'll get a lot of views trust me
fakeliampayne: ziam?
zayn: ziam who?
niallhoran: liTERALLY SCREAMING RN
louist91: ziam is Zayn and Liam combined together
fakeliampayne: ohhhhh
harrystyles: like Larry - it's Louis and Harry
niallhoran: Narry sounds better ;)
louist91: Narry sounds better my fucking sweet ass, go kys
zayn: I thought you were going back to sleep, Louis
louist91: I am
harrystyles: alright, I'm coming zayn
fakeliampayne: oh god
niallhoran: Okay, got my phone all set up, I expect you and Zayn naked already in bed making out
louist91: I don't know why I'm friends with y'all
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Question: Straight Niall or Gay Niall?
Look at the photo above, I made it and I'm laughing so hard
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Fuck boy || Ziam
Fanfictionfakeliampayne: nudes? niazkilam: I ain't about that life Au where Liam Payne is the biggest fuck boy you will ever meet.