Fuck boy || Ziam

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group chat: niallhoran, harrystyles, louist91, zayn, fakeliampayne

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niallhoran: I figured it out

niallhoran: I finally found out where you gays are

niallhoran: and I'm on my way

zayn: baby won't you come my waaaayyyy

harrystyles: yay! Haven't seen you in ages, kinda miss you .x

zayn: how come you don't x me Harry

louist91: because you're a bitch and he doesn't like you

fakeliampayne: no one is allowed to

louist91: why do I have a feeling Harry likes Niall more than me

niallhoran: have you seen me

zayn: well true

fakeliampayne: indeed true

harrystyles: yeah

louist91: whatever

harrystyles: meet me by the pool, Louis. I'm taking you out and Liam can I please burrow your car for a couple of hours?

fakeliampayne: sure, mate. Keys are on the coffee table in the lounge

zayn: don't forget to bring some condoms!

niallhoran: you guys sound like their parents

fakeliampayne: who wears condoms anyway?

niallhoran: okay same

louist91: where are we going Harry?

harrystyles: out

louist91: be more specific

harrystyles: outside

zayn: ahahhahahaha good one

fakeliampayne: tru

niallhoran: I'm nearly there, have I missed anything?

louist91: you missed everything, Liam and Zayn are now boyfriends

louist91: and that they both have daddy kinks

louist91: Liam is Zayn's daddy and Zayn is Liam's baby boy, you've missed tons

niallhoran: I'm actually not surprised

harrystyles: wait Niall, if you're on your way and your texting all of us does that mean you texting while driving??

niallhoran: no Harry, I'm texting and flying in the sky

niallhoran: no shit dumbass

harrystyles: well haven't you learn that it's illegal to text and drive? It's dangerous, don't wanna lose one of my best mate!

zayn: stfu daddy long legs, people nowadays text and drive

niallhoran: daDDY LONG LEGS HAHAHHAAH DKKSWIGS IVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMEONE SAY THAT TO SOME ONE

louist91: stop being mean to my cupcake, there's only one Harry Styles in the world. Don't be mean to him

fakeliampayne: Harry's not a food Louis, is that your 'pet' name for him omg

niallhoran: cupCAKE AHAHBSDB

niallhoran: speaking of cupcake, now I'm craving for some.

harrystyles: I'll make you some once lou and I are back :)

niallhoran: thanks hazz, your the real mvp!

zayn: phew, thank god he didn't say "cause I use to work at a bakery" like he always does

harrystyles: shut up, don't make me say it

fakeliampayne: baby boy, come suck my dick and I'll eat that ass of yours ;)

fakeliampayne: ohMYGOD I

louist91: did you just

louist91: I CANTVREARH

niallhoran: was that-

harrystyles: HOW CAN I UNREAD THAT

zayn: mm okay ;)

niallhoran: wait

niallhoran: hold on !

niallhoran: can I watch ?

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So! Niall finally figured where they are staying which isn't really that far from where they live!

I want to know if you guys ship Nosh or Tyler Posey together or like some hot ass celebrity with Niall! Do you guys want him to be gay too?

Comment please!