Fuck boy || Ziam

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zayn: my parents and the whole family wants you to come over for dinner

fakeliampayne: when?

zayn: tomorrow night are you busy?

fakeliampayne: nope not that i could think of

fakeliampayne: I'm never too busy to do something that involves you

zayn: sap

fakeliampayne: you love it

zayn: that's true

fakeliampayne: good. what do I wear?

zayn: what do you mean?

fakeliampayne: like do I wear a suit or

zayn: don't need to dress formal. I've already told everyone about you and it looks like they already love you, probably more than me now

fakeliampayne: what do they think of me?

zayn: from the look on their faces when I told them how sweet and handsome you are, they like you

fakeliampayne: I'm flattered

zayn: you should be. Malik family are really hard to impress

zayn: but you don't need to do anything to impress them

zayn: they already like you even though they haven't seen you just yet

fakeliampayne: so we're all having dinner at your parents house, with your parents, sisters, aunties, uncles and cousins ?

zayn: you got that right babe

zayn: I've got a huge family, you'd be amused when you see them all

fakeliampayne: you know what I'm going to do while we're eating dinner with your family

zayn: what?

fakeliampayne: Imma touch you under the dinner table

fakeliampayne: and if you don't keep a straight face I'll go deeper

zayn: oh god

zayn: fuck me

fakeliampayne: gladly baby boy

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That escalated quickly .. Damn, ziam gotta chill. xD

Question: has your bf-gf/ex-bf or ex-gf been to your house and ate dinner with your family? If so, how did it go?